Come clean: Who are you really?

OK, I confess. I ate my own hamster. But at least it was delicious.

nockturnal_tick: and I was just about to ask you to yell “Spoooon” for me.

That’s of course nocturnal_tick. No more rap for me this week.

I’m

Ah, yes, I too have trouble getting online from the Northlands in around the year 1000 AD. I’d post a picture of a woven tapestry portraying my conquests, but I’m damnes if I can find a scanner.

Dr. Mid-Night?.. no wait… the Black Panther…no wait

Ah! I have found pictures! Me, and a statue in my image!

You’re Molly Hatchet?!?

Subtle differences, my friend. My helmet had horns, rather than wings. My shield was different. Even the axes were different. I’d think that a doper would be able to spot such differences.

I’m not actually a 23-year-old Canadian translator at all, but an aging diplomat from a small fictional town in Worcestershire.

This is me. I live with my lovely boyfriend, our houseboy, and an assortment of kittens.

We spend our spare time organizing small community festivals, participating in various charity contests, and restoring our Edwardian mansion.

Sorry - here’s a functional image of our residence.

Wassat?

I’m fairly new here, but if anyone’s interested, here I am.

I have a terrible confession to make. I’m not really a Pig.

So it’s true what they say aboout Spongebob & the Gay Agenda!

(psst: you are gay, right?)

Giles, you’re a “Missing Link”? :dubious:

Vikings. You all look alike to me. :smiley:

I have a slight skin condition

Gaaaa! Holy eyes Batman! You could put up a warning on that! shudder I thought you were linking to a pic of Nightcrawler (blue skin, Iceland_Blue)

shudders again

Okay, before I get outed by someone else, I’m the one holding the big ol’ club. That damn mouse better start showing us some respect.

The real me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!