Okay, I admit. I am actually a 40 year old man who lives in his parent’s basement and watches too much Star Trek. I only pretend to be a young girl on message boards so I can hit on all the boys without getting in trouble. Please forgive me. 
This is the real me.
Nice screen name.
Too subtle?
Well, this is me. Here is my wife, and these are our wonderful children.
Sadly, we lost one of the children last year. But we’ll get by.
I am, in fact, a 25-year-old heterosexual woman, married and living on a ranch in Montana. I have no familiarity with computers outside of being just proficient enough with a web browser to post to this forum. I am so busy with PTA meetings, flights to the Coast for extravagant parties, and non-profit work for Republican organizations that I have no time to be familiar with television programs or comic books. I am a member of the Church of Satan in long-standing (Hail, Azazel! Shuggoroth! Praise the Dark One!), and a moderator and avid participant in the livejournal anonymous forums, which I think are so cool. I also drink Pepsi.
I regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
I can’t give you my real name, and I don’t have any pictures. But I can tell you that I won 25 gold medals in the Stockholm Olympic Games.
DAMN YOU!
Beat me to it!
I’m not really an unmarried Canadian lesbian in her 20’s. I’m actually a happily married middle-aged American.
The whole fangirl thing, that was a cover. It wasn’t for free publicity, not at all.
This is the real me. I’m the one on the right.
I’m not actually a 20-year-old young woman, who loves to knit and is currently pursuing an English degree. No, I’m actually a burly trucker. It’s a pain in the summer, but as long as I keep the A/C cranked up, I’m cool.
No, just a retired waif.
This is me, on the left, obviously.
Hey-I know you! I pretend to be a 12 yr old boy on message boards so I can hit on all the pubescent girls without getting in trouble.I asked you to do a striptease on camera
Spoon? There is no spoon.
sorry…
Okay… you got me. I haven’t laughed in 30 years.
My secret is out. I’m not actually this. I’m this.
I am so ashamed of my deception. Please forgive me.
I knew it, I was onto you the second you posted the photos of “yourself” in the pic thread.
Everyone knows that attractive females are repulsed by computers (hence Alias, Catsix, Anaamika etc (apologies for anyone Ive left out) are also male).
I was just waiting for more proof to make my sock puppet and out you…
Oh man, you got me. It’s also proven by the fact that I love RPG stuff & D&D & medieval stuff and can probably name a tank or a weapon or break down military tactics faster than several guys I know.
Yup, I’m really Milton Waddams.
I told her she was my precious over and over and over again.
I’m sure this is the only place I could post this without the mods hauling me away
