Come clean: Who are you really?

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This is actually me. My username here is a homomomomonym.

Bond. James Bond.

It worked when I previewed.

So her’s another picture , and another with a friend of mine (I’m the one leaning over her shoulder).

[Here am I](http://www.mujweb.cz/www/ adam-ant/fotky_stand.htm)

Um. Er. :stammer:

Can you introduce us?

Oh, and this is not me.

Neither is this.

This is.

Sorry for the deception.

No pictures of me. But on the Straight Dope the whole “goddess of love” shtick is just for fun, a play on my username, and I’m always who I’ve claimed to be: a young university student from Toronto, female, slightly geeky, more than slightly crazy. :wink:

Great! Except…it’s spelled “Cytherea”.

Not according to my translation of the Odyssey. :stuck_out_tongue: I believe it can be spelled both ways… plus, this way looks cooler.

Kythereia is also my sexual plaything.I bought her at a slave market.*

*I still have the original receipt and can return her within 28 days in original wrapping for a full refund if not satisfied with her.

“Whatever day / Makes man a slave, takes half his worth away.”
–Homer, The Odyssey

:mad:

But throw in a proper contract with wages and benefits and we’ll talk. :wink:

I haven’t been called Sean in a bout ten years.
And my girlfriend, if asked if her title is The Factotrix, will look at you with a confused stare.

But everything else I’ve posted here is true.
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

CONTRACT for MISS KYTHERIA.
The rates will be set at the minimum wage of £10(TEN)per hour,to be paid in the form of vouchers which will be distributed by the hamsters at the SDMB.Benefits include free SDMB membership,a luxury hamper consisting of 5(FIVE) Dopers of choice,a toga(size-small) and free medical healthcare-treatment will be provided at the hospital of Iceland’s choice.Bonuses will include a stuffed toy of choice and a selection of novelty balloons bearing messages in varying degrees of obscenity :slight_smile: All uniforms and equipment will be provided…

Now let’s talk…

This was me Did it work? I’m the one on the left… home-Dad by day…rock star by night

Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor- Thanks very much.

Hmmmm. 10 pounds an hour works out to $23.70 an hour in Canadian currency… and those benefits…

OK, I’m in! :wink:

So…you Dopers have all witnessed that.We have agreed this contract in the presence of witnesses.It is lawfully and legally binding that Kythereia is to be my slave,to perform any and all duties that I demand.

Now about those naughty pics you’ll be sending…

Aw, nuts. I better doff my disguise ere I’m outed, too.
Me. In my underwear, no less!

Yes, go on… :wink: leads into another room, with intent to seduce and ravish

I am a plate of shrimp.