Come clean: Who are you really?

[astro]

@yosemite

My secret is out. I’m not actually this. I’m this.

I am so ashamed of my deception. Please forgive me.

I’m quite disappointed. I thought you were going to show us the Grand Tetons.

[Guinastasia]

I hired someone to pose as me at the Dopefests I’ve supposedly been to.

Here’s the real me!

[Alice_The_Goon]

@Guinastasia

I hired someone to pose as me at the Dopefests I’ve supposedly been to.

Here’s the real me!

Ah, my eyes! They burn!
As for me, I’m actually a mild-mannered librarian type, and I never stand up for myself or others. I cruise through life completely oblivious to anything around me, and I mind my own business no matter what and do as I’m told without question. I only pretended to be a trublmakr to gain a bad-ass reputation. You guys can stop being scared of me now.

[WilhelmGefallen]

@Anaamika

Oh man, you got me. It’s also proven by the fact that I love RPG stuff & D&D & medieval stuff and can probably name a tank or a weapon or break down military tactics faster than several guys I know.

Yup, I’m really Milton Waddams.

In that case you really must be a guy called Milton (or maybe only one Wednesday a month) are you into stamp collecting too?

@Iceland_Blue

It should read

Quote:
Originally Posted by WilhelmGefallen
Everyone knows that attractive females are repulsed by computers (hence Alias, Catsix, Anaamika etc[…] are also male).

And Monica too!

Now that is a really mean thing to say about Monica, that attractive females are repulsed by her… I mean this isnt the pit

@Iceland_Blue

Originally Posted by Iceland_Blue
I pretend to be a 12 yr old boy on message boards so I can hit on all the pubescent girls without getting in trouble

I’m sure this is the only place I could post this without the mods hauling me away

Yes Karl. :dubious:

[kimera]

@Iceland_Blue

Hey-I know you! I pretend to be a 12 yr old boy on message boards so I can hit on all the pubescent girls without getting in trouble.I asked you to do a striptease on camera

And remember how I asked for you to do it first? I’m still waiting for the video!!!

@WilhelmGefallen

I was just waiting for more proof to make my sock puppet and out you…

What gave it away?? My insatiable love for porn? My hatred of girly movies? The fact that I started a thread to see if I could legally have sex with Chimpy?

[nocturnal_tick]

I’m Spartacus!

what?

[WilhelmGefallen]

@kimera

What gave it away?? My insatiable love for porn? My hatred of girly movies? The fact that I started a thread to see if I could legally have sex with Chimpy?

Wait I thought Guinastasia was Michael Jackson, oh wait you didnt say A CHIMP :smack:

But yes all those things and more lead me to the conclusion that you are none other than drum roll Geraldo Rivera***

Can anyone out there honestly say they’ve seen Kimera and Geraldo in the same room :dubious:

*Warning photo may scare young children and the elderly, if you have heart problems I recommend NOT viewing that photo.

**Photo likeness courtesy of Fox News Channel, where we report and YOU decide.
For all your fair and balanced news there is no other channel like CNN … wait I meant FNC .

[kimera]

@WilhelmGefallen

But yes all those things and more lead me to the conclusion that you are none other than drum roll Geraldo Rivera***

Yes. I am so ashamed. I knew that once the dopers realized I was affiliated with that station they would never speak to me again.

[elfbabe]

After these posts I guess it had to come out, so…

I’m really only three-quarters elven.

[dearissues]

This is not me.

This is me.
I’m not really a 21 year old angsty bartender. I’m a 45 year old man who hunts deer (dear) and lives in BFE and walks 40 miles to the nearest library to post on this board because it makes me look smart and the women folk like that.

[Nightime]

Everything I have ever said here has been a lie.
Except that.
And that.
And that.
And that…

[dearissues]

And apparently I adore run-on sentences. :smack:

[Scissorjack]

I’m an infinite number of monkeys.

[Mangetout]

I have not actually eaten everything, neither do I intend to.

[Little_Nemo]

My Name is Elmer Fudd. I am a millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

[Iceland_Blue]

[QUOTE=kimera]
And remember how I asked for you to do it first? I’m still waiting for the video!!!

Yeh but no but…well you said you’d let me have pictures of you in your underwear if I found you a cute lad in the chatrooms who’d let you have his mobile

*hang on,shouldn’t that be in the reply-to-this-topic-as-if-you’re-10 thread

[sturmhauke]

I am a jelly donut.

[Telperien]

I suppose I should admit that I really am a dryad. I have to get back to my tree quickly. If someone chops it down, it’s curtains for little old me.

[Harborwolf]

Well, curtains are better than nothing. Unless they don’t match the decor. That would be much, much worse than nothing

[swampbear]

HAH! I always knew y’all were a bunch of liars. I am the only truthful one in the bunch! I really am a bear. I really do live in the swamps. I spend all day filching beer coolers and cookies from unsuspecting hunters and campers.

I am and you can’t prove any different. So There!