That’s right, a well-known mystery guest from Colorado will be descending on Winnipeg, MB, January 11- 14. We (namely me) have decided to turn this into a possible dopefest! Canadians Unite! Northern Americans Unite! Hell, everyone’s welcome! Flights are cheap and the alcohol is plentiful (we won’t discuss January weather in Winnipeg)! Please Let us know and we will make arrangements for as many of you who would like to go! Don’t miss this fabulous opportunity to be drunk and hypothermic (bring your toques, if you don’t have one, we’ll hand them out at the airport!) at the same time!!
I would merely like to take this opportunity to provide some teasing.
What’s a DOPFEST? Does it involve those styrofoam sticks for the pool?
You jerk! A park bench can be a cold, cold place in Winnipeg come January 11th!!
Park bench…just introduce him to the corner of Portage and Main 
I will call to the animals, like the guy in Beastmaster, and they will shelter me from the cold.
You guys DO have fire in Canada, right?
Nah…that’s a secret knowledge too advanced for them Canucks…
ducks and runs far away
I can see it now. Cyni on a park bench at the corner of Portage and Main. Dead of winter. Perhaps some passerby will feel sorry for you and tell you all about the great indoors and scandinavian wimmens.
You do know they call it Winterpeg, right? It gets colder there in the winter than Yellowknife does.
Ah, buncha wimps! It’s been really warm here this winter, above zero later this week.
Two things:
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Yes, your tongue will stick immediately to that pole
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If you feed the polar bears, they’ll follow you around for the rest of the day
Count me in! I look forward to meeting this popular fellow from Colorado. I hear from all the women that he is worth the trip;) Besides I live here, making it easy. I already have a toque. And parka, big mitts, scarf, longjohns. 
Well, as long as it involves food and beer, I’m in.
Don’t forget your mukluks, Mr. Cynical, and remember - the duty-free shop is your friend.
This is great, finally I get to meet the Pipeliner too:)
Okay, Saskatchewaners, I know YOU aren’t too far away!! Come on, like you are going to get anything going out THERE!
Isn’t Saskatchewan an Eskimo word for “Avoids Dopefests?”
Smart ass…I believe I will be in, unless the god of blizzards prevents me from coming…I am looking forward to meeting everybody.
I will be the god of boiled eggs, boiled cabbage, and beerfarts. You will all kneel in my presence, because it’s easier to barf that way.