::after injecting the watermelon with plenty of vodka, ssskuggiii walks over to dpr with his black russian in her hand:: Would you like anything else? The hot tub is nice and warm, and there’s plenty of room for more people in it. Would you care to join me?
dpr, Michi! Come on in!
ooohh…mind control device! Faaabulous gift!
::: puts device on head…aims it at Esprix… :::
Hmmm. This thing needs some adjusting.
Yeeehah! Body shots! I’m next!
::: hoisting beer mug and swaying to Piano Man :::
Ooh, JohnLarrigan…a comic AND a gentleman! ::: swoon :::
ChrisP! Whip out that accent–Michi has buttery nipples for a man with an accent!
Hey ssskuggii? Can I have a pina colada or two?
gets caught between nipply body shots and ss’s black bikini
Hmmm how Michi, how about body shots by the hot tub? <-- notice Aussie accent
Sometimes it is possible to have your coke and soak in it too. No wait…
Two pina coladas coming up! ::walks over to bar, makes aforementioned drinks, and walks back to the hot tub to serve them to those who requested them:: I think I’ll climb back in the hot tub, it’s a little nipply out here.
Ah we talkin’ about mah Georgia accent, or my New york accent. Hey Michi, How YOU doin’?
(that was my ny accent)
Aussie accent!
::swoon::
I used to work with a guy from Australia. Oh my. I suddenly feel so weak in the knees…
damn, I can fake one though. G’day, sweetie.
Michi, remember where I’m from? Do ya like the accent?
*I’m upping my flirting, due to my abscense from anyones crush list!!
catches Michi as she swoons
Hmmm… your knees suddenly seem weak. Maybe instead of a body shot you need a massage…
grabs handy lotions and starts tenderly applying
ChrisP,
Don’t mind about the accent…come over here and you won’t have to talk at all…
You, know I get more requests for me to shut the hell up than you would imagine. If I don’t say anything, the ladies will still find me attractive. I’m really okay with that though, really.
Oh. My. God.
All these men…all these accents…I can’t handle it! But I must warn you men…I haven’t been so much as touched by a guy in almost a year…you might find yourself with more than you can handle…
I doubt it Michi. Stamina is my middle name.
Well it isn’t really but it should be dammit!!!
But I’m willing to at least put it to the test.
That’s funny dpr. My middle name is speedy…hey…dammit…I knew they were making fun of me, I just knew it.
borrows mind control device and convinces Chris his middle name is actually Sensual
Well OK, but I warned you…
::drinks another Buttery Nipple::
MMM…I love the way alcohol makes me so warm inside! I suddenly feel so helpless! So ready to be taken advantage of!
::giggles watching the mind control device in action:: Maybe I should put that to some use since I have a lack of attention coming to me now. Not even any more drink orders. ::cuts watermelon and takes a chunk off to eat::
Hey ssskugii, let me tell you a little about myself. My middle name is sensual. And why am I speaking with an Aussie accent?!?
Feeling helpless? I feel obliged to always help a damsel in distress.
And the first thing I’ll have to do is get her out of datdress.
This idealistic streak may get me in trouble one day…
dpr,
Looks like today might be the day.