No clue what that song’s supposed to say about me, cheffie.
Oh, I didn’t mean to imply that it was necessarily about you. It just has a naughty feel to it and I like to sing it. Plus ChrisP just whispered to me that you have really cold feet and like to shove them onto your bedpartner.
Chef…hhmmm, how does that one go?
…when you take me in your arms and drive me slowly out of my mind…
Well. I don’t have to sing it. I could show you…unless you’re too busy? 
Whoa, you don’t have to ask ME twice. Let’s go straight to email so I can have the instant replay wink
Michi hon, you coming?
pouts Can’t do the email thing…sorry. I’m at work and you know how that goes.
But since you’re such a crooner, here’s a little something for you. Like Kate Bush?
In the warm room
Her perfume reaches you.
Eventually you’ll fall for her.
Down you’ll go
To where the mellow wallows.
In the warm room
She’ll touch you with your Mamma’s hand.
You’ll long to kiss those red lips,
But when you do
It’ll feel like kicking a habit.
She'll tell you that she'll stay,
So you'd better barricade the way out.
She'll tell you she's true.
She'll tell you she loves you.
She's waiting in that warm room.
In the warm room
She prepares to go to bed.
She’ll let you watch her undress,
Go places where
Your fingers long to linger.
In the warm room
You’ll fall into her like a pillow.
Her thighs are soft as marshmallows.
Say hello
To the soft musk of her hollows.
She'll tell you that she'll stay,
So you'd better barricade the way out.
She'll tell you she's true.
She'll tell you she loves you.
She's waiting in that warm room.
In the warm room.
She's waiting in that warm room.
Like it? It’s naughty, but in a good way.
struuter
I know, ssskuggii this crazy world of gratuitous flirting can drive one wild. I don’t even know why I brought that up, I guess I’m not that good after all…
That’s okay struuter, I’m willing to wait until tonight for a mash note… grin
Nice lyrics…I like Kate Bush but I’m not familiar with that one.
It just takes a little practice to flirt well. Just learn what’s apropriate and what’s not. If you need practice IRl, just flirt with your wife. I know this sounds cheesy, but I think she’d appreciate it.
Chef, I am still waiting for you to reply to my last e-mail!
And wouldn’t you know it, I am off to work in about 45 minutes…I am going to miss all the fun that’s going to happen here tonight…
Oh, and Chef, did you see the threesome thread over in MHO?
I flirt with my wife all the time. Now come on over here ssskuggii, and I’ll show ya some flirting.
the fur rug one? I want to make my reply to that sizzle. I’m at work now and people have this annoying tendency to look over my shoulder.
And no, I missed the threesome thread. Maybe I should go do some research?
So what if I do that occasionally? It’s the best way to make 'em warm again. Well, other than sticking them other places where hands would be more apropriate.
::giggles:: Okay then. ::sits on his lap::
Actually, as Michi could perhaps tell you, the best way to warm up cold feet is to have a certain burly chef give you a hot-oil footrub and stimulate the circulation. smile
Chef,
Computer at home is mostly taken up by the husband. Football season is coming, you know. heehee. But I will be back Monday am…and I have no problem writing you a little scenario (like your thread) if you’d like. I’ve got some experience writing. You like?
I am duely impressed that you know Kate Bush. Is there ANYTHING wrong with you? winks
struuter
As long as you don’t mind, I’ll take any kind of massage offered.
Lay it on me, bay-bee, YEH!
Things that are wrong with me:
[ul][li]I’m fat (my SD People Pages pic was carefully posed - Dallas Dopers like Zyada or Aglarond can tell you the awful truth)[/li][li]I’m not in an open relationship, which means I can’t hook up with people who are (IRL, that is…online is fair game)[/li][li]I have an annoying tendency to correct people’s grammar and spelling mistakes (but I’m working on that one…notice how I didn’t bother to correct yours?)[/li][/ul]
Chef, I don’t mind the corrections. I write too, so I welcome the help–if that’s how it’s intended.
I’ll perk all weekend and have something juicy for you Monday. Have a good weekend. shakes head Bad boy…
::taking a quick peek while on break::
GLad to see the fun stopped after I left!
Well, well, well…someone I’ve never, ever flirted with before! C’mere.
I’ll have what the guy on the floor there is having.
On the other hand, I think I need to stay sober, at least until I get lucky.
Tell me…are you lucky?