OK I guess I will apply for a formal affiliation with your posse Una. Although I have valued my independance. You can use me in whatever way you choose.
Keith
No, Rasa. Or shall I say, “Triple Agent Rasa”?
PS - thank you for the photos of oldscratch, and the other, how do you say, “documents”? They have been forwarded to the proper persons for posting… 
Heh heh…
So far, I’m seeing nothing but quality people in here. This is good. The Posse grows, like a cancer spreading across the 'Net… (insert diabolical, insane giggle)
Can I join? I make an unholy cioppino. I also change my socks every day.
I was thinking your best bet would be a mod who can be easily swayed by sexual favors.
I’m in, but can I have a special dispensation to skip the piercing?
I can be your chef, Your Unaness.
Where do I apply?
Scotti
So a man and his trusted dog (who was not named Halvsie) were travelling through Indian Country in the 1800s. He gets captured by some of the hunters and brought back to the tribe. They tie him up and say that, after they pray for guidance, they will most likely skin him alive and then kill him.
So they go off to pray. His dog comes over and he whispers something in the dog’s ear, so as not to be overheard. The dog takes off at a run for town.
An hour later, the tribe comes back. Just as they’re about to skin him alive, a hundred scantily clad women come darting over the hills all around. The indians find this a grateful distraction and all go off with a woman. The dog comes up to his owner and wags his tail contentidly.
The man leans over and says “Nice job, but not quite what I wanted. This time I need to go round up the posse!”
Sure, sign me up. I’m feeling alone today. 
Anything for a welf to do?
Then again, maybe I’m in Opal’s posse (if that means the oldbies from the AOL board) and just don’t know it. shrugs
Great, Scotti! No piercing for you, by special dispensation. Just a tattoo.
I forgot we needed an Official Welf! How silly of me!
The mysterious and exotic "Double Agent" Welfy has joined us…giggle!
Badger man? Who the hell is Badger man? And whta kind of accent does he have?
Oh wait…
Bad German accent. That makes waaayyy more sense. (I’m not stupid, just a little slow.)
And in other news…
Oooh… Sign me up. I cook, clean, and, as an added bonus, I’m house trained!
Weellll, about that tatoo…
Second special dispensation request coming up.
But, I can bring Kobii along to be our mascot, will that suffice?
Scotti
Okay, I think I can qualify for Board Spy, Chat Mole, Enforcer, Wild Boy, Weapons Specialist, Uberhacker and Flame Baiter.
–Tim
Can I join?
I can spy.
I can also give knowing or suggestive looks over the top of my glasses.
I’m a little unsure about the tattoo/piercing. Is there an option for ludicrous costume jewellery?
I’m in, but only if I can be the one to “sway the mods with sexual favors”, starting with, but not limited to Euty!
Hi Una, Sweetie!
uh, I meant, Maximum Procounsel Ma’am.
I truly look forward to worshiping you, as long as you remain unstable and mostly insane.
bowing, scraping, and kissing her ring
Oooh oooh!
Can I be Chief Enforcer? Pleeze? I’ll call myself the Uber Geek Chief Enforcer
Please??
Tripler
But they let me lead an army . . .
Chat Mole reporting for duty.
I wanna join! I wanna join! I don’t care what I am.
The only posse I’m in is my own, and that existed just because somebody CLAIMED it existed. Like the Mafia.
I’ll do anything you need done. Help with the piercing, sanitize the pierced area before the piercing, tenderly administer to the pierced area after the piercing–long after the piercing. Anything.
<Nonchalantly leans against a wall.>
Oh…hi…no, I’m just hangin’ out in this area, you know?
<Shoots off 70 quick pics with his micro camera.>
No no, I’m not a joiner. Just ignore me–I’m nobody in particular.
<Enters names on his mini electronic notepad.>
Well, I best be about my business. You guys have fun with your club.
<Leaves in a hurry.>