Can I join? I’ll take whatever positions you have available. I’m not picky.
I hereby apply for the post of Weapons Specialist/Backup Vocalist. I figure that’s the best shot I have of getting to wear leather pants.
This is neat! I’ve always wanted to join a vaguely sinister shadow organization. Those exclusionary Illuminati bastards will pay now!
I have a goat cannon. Can I be the artillery division?
Can I join? I can do baseball, football, hockey and boxing, and can fake basketball.
I’ll be an Animal Trainer for our attack tigers!!
Can I be the Minister of Weather?
I also do massage and sensual massage, but I understand I have…uh, too much equipment to be of use to Maximum Procounsel Una, so I guess those skills will just go to waste.
I just got my official title from Una. I’m the Official Posse Seductress.
I’m honored. 
Oooh,
Y’know what? I hereby declare myself ** Chief of the Goalie Equipment**. Not to be confused with Chief Benchwarmer . . .
Tripler
Every advantage I can get . . .
Okay, I didn’t WANNA ask, but I GOTTA. Who’s the five in scratchie’s posse? I thought we were up to six, but apparently one of these is merely a quiet mouse that we keep in our pocket.
Okay, count me in. I’m not sure how useful I’ll be, but I’m willing, and I’ve been told that I give the best massages ever!
K.
YOU are asking ME who the five are? Define irony!
Why am I hearing someone with a bad Seigfried and Roy accent saying “Heeeere tigers!” ?
Maybe it’s not irony. Maybe it’s a statement of how much more seriously other people take the “posse” than the “posse” takes themselves.
I’m in, Una, but only because you are the Maximum Precounsel. And I live too far north to be apart of the NC/VA gang. However, I did brush elbows with Falcon and PLDennison, who are no doubt the new leaders now that Satan and Drain have been, uh, predisposed…
I’ll be the resident super cute brownie baker. Have you heard about my brownies? They are positively heavenly.
I can’t be a massuese, but I give great back scratch. 
Well, I sure as hell do not take it seriously at all. Which, of course, is the whole purpose of this humorous-intentioned thread. I think the calls of “Posse”, “Cabal”, “Elite”, “Gang”, and “Clique” are all equally amusing. For the more than a year I have been here, lurking or otherwise, I have seen the same thing happen again and again. As well as the formation of a few actual “posses”, which is almost as silly as making them up. And it’s all just too funny. As **Triple-Agent Rasa[/B} would say, “Woo!”
And Sara - I’m glad to have you aboard! You wanted to be my masseuse, yes?
Ugh, bolding gone awry…grumble…stupid messed up hand making me mistype codes…grumble
I can do that too…