Comedy trivia quiz

Identify the comedy routine, TV show, movie, or song, or whatever, from the monolog or dialog–and the performer.

  1. “One afternoon when I was four years old, my father came home and found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry–because we didn’t have a fireplace.”
  2. “Honey, my shorts have hidden dirt!”
    “Well, it’s your dirt–you hid it.”
  3. “Merowitz, Berowitz, Handleman, Shandleman,
    Sperber and Gerber and Steinman and Cohn…”
  4. Cowpoke 1: “Buck, we lost 'em!”
    Cowpoke 2: “Well, they’re gonna be easy to track down–one of them told my little sister his name was Gene Autry.”
  5. Foil: “Not only is the song stupid–you’re stupid!”
    Comedian: “Oh, yeah?”
    Foil: “You’re ignorant, too!”
    Comedian: "I’m not questioning that…"