I am looking for applications that are meant to be a joke. Such as an “application for permission to date my sister.” Funny stuff like that.
Here’s a few:
http://www.rit.edu/~mwp6741/comedy/exam.html
http://www.rit.edu/~mwp6741/comedy/aklicense.html
http://www.rit.edu/~mwp6741/comedy/gchange.html
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Despite the crass example, there is just such an application, and here it is:
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE OWN SISTER
Complete this application using separate post and repky it to the attewntion of DATE OWN SIS PERMIT AUTHORITY.
Read and complete only if your sister is eager to date you knowing fully that you are her immediate relative. Otherwise, permission denied right now.
Name of Sister__________
Measurements of Sister_________
financial shape of sister____________
phone number of sister________________
When will your sister be available for an interview with the Pre-Permission Authority________
When do you propose to date your sister___
Do you understand that permission from the Permit Authority involves that the Authority will shaparone any date(s) between you and your sister—and that this will be done either by video, photography, escorts, or all of these mediums.
Do you understand that a postdate interview with your sister will be proposed by the Authority, to your sister, and held at a nice regal place designated by the Authority—at your sister’s financial expense___
FILL THIS FORM CORRECTLY with YES answers wherever indicated, include authentic signatures of both you and your sister, and RUSH this form NOW!!! NOW! (Applications are limited!)
(This form void where prohibited by law or decency)