The Color of Money–In other countries it’s not always green.
Deep Throad–Mark Felt biopic (well,duh…)
Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory–Gay porn flick about a guy with one wonka of a willy and really packs it in.
The Long Good Friday - Robinson Crusoe’s first gay porn flick.
Good Will Hunting–Gay cruising.
The Simpsons–A movie about O J’s families. Rated R for bloody violence.
Patton- The wacky tale of Einstein’s first job
All the President’s Men- The wacky tale of the first gay president
From Dusk Till Dawn: Beware of Doug writes a term paper and sucks Salma Hayek’s toes. OK, really, he just writes the paper. :dubious:
After evil samurai murder their shepherd, the youngest members of the flock study the ways of the ninja before seeking revenge.
The Silence of the Lambs: coming to a theatre near you in Summer 2009.
Blade Runner–Reality TV Show where contestants earn points by running barefoot across various dangerous items. Sponsored by Gillette.
Rocky Horror Picture Show–Stallone is getting way too old to be doing sequels.
Dead Poets’ Society - a historical zombie flick. William Shakespeare, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, and Emily Dickinson come back to let English teachers know what they really think about the way their works are presented.
The World’s Fastest Indian - a Jim Thorpe biopic. Oh hell, when I heard the title, I thought it was a Jim Thorpe biopic :smack:
Mark Parisi didone a few days ago.
Looking for Mr. Goodbar: No, really, a whole movie about Diane Keaton’s late night quest to find an open store that’s not out of her favorite chocolate candy.
The Indian in the Cupboard: Mrs. Thorpe just couldn’t take hearing about those medals he won way back when for the eleventy-millionth time – and she certainly couldn’t go to the police afterward.
Network — Facebook users get frustrated with forced invites on applications and declare they’re Mad A5 He11 + they aren’t going to tweet it anymore!
Transformers – Adventures in electricity distribution
The Other Side of Midnight == Studies in insomnia
A man. A lunch of cabbage and beans. A meeting with the top bosses. A meeting that lasts and lasts. The economy crisis! Jobs, profits failing, what to do?
He hears it. He feels it. It’s building. He shifts in his seat. Uncomfortable. Pain.
Talking. Talking. Pain rising. He must hold on! He must! Oh no! The Pain!
It’s…GONE WITH THE WIND!
And now so is he! Company problem solved. Meeting adjourned.
Holes: …
Do I really have to spell this one out for you people?
Catch-22–Police have to round up two entire football teams whose players have gone crazy. Hillarity ensues.
Come and celebrate little Danny’s bar mitzvah! That’s right: Ocean’s Thirteen!
And on a related note, why is it so hard to find a copy of the first ten movies in the Danny Ocean series?
Hope Floats: Long-lived entertainer has an unfortunate encounter with It.
Iron Man: Backwoods recluse has an unfortunate reaction to his mail-order pills and sets out to confront the manufacturer.
Star Wars The Baldwin clan decides to finally destroy the man who shares their name, but not their lack of talent.
Water Boy The biopic of Michael Phelps.
The Notebook A story of notes taken in 5th period chemistry. Oh, and there’s some love thing going on too.