Confessions

I think Russel Crowe looks like a pug.

I am a horrible, horrible person, incapable of expressing any form of sympathy, even on the occasion that I actually feel the sympathy to begin with. I once told someone who said he was going to kill himself over a girl not to make promises he wouldn’t keep. :frowning:

My psycho ex once tried to kill herself over me. When I found out she was unsuccessful at slitting her wrists, I called her bluff and told her how to do it right. “Make a T. Cross at the wrist, and make a cut from that line to your elbow.”

Some additional confessions:

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[li]I love Journey and am jealous of jarbabyj’s Greatist hits CD.[/li][li]I can’t go under water without holding my nose.[/li][li]If I wasn’t so worried about gaining weight, I’d eat liverwurst sandwiches for lunch everyday.[/li][li]I wear my disposable contact lenses way longer than you are supposed to. (I do take them out each night, I just don’t throw them out for a long time).[/li][li]I think I am very intelligent and yet don’t post much to GQ or GD lest my illusions be shattered.[/li][li]Whenever anyone gives me a compliment, I think they are lying. I think they must only be saying it because they are my friend, relative, etc. and feel obligated to compliment my looks / hair / singing / guitar playing, or whatever.[/li][li]Even though I know a tear jerker is manipulating me emotionally, I cry every time. This goes for movies, books, television shows, television commercials, etc.[/li][li]My relationships often fail because I fail to stay in touch with people. I secretly think they are glad to be rid of me or don’t really notice my absence all that much.[/li][li]I cannot pronounce the word “Worchestire” as in “Worchestire Sauce.” I don’t even know how to spell it.[/li][li]I think the gerund verb form of “lightning” should be “lightninging” and often say it that way. It just sounds wrong to me the other way. It sounds to me the same way it would sound if someone said, “It’s rain right now” instead of “It’s raining right now.”[/li][/list=1]

:wink:

Worcestershire. Pronounced Wooster. The double-o sound is short, like in “good”.

A few more from me:

I can’t stand anyone other than my partner kissing me on the lips.

I think astrology is utter rubbish.

I haven’t changed out of my pajamas all day and I like it.

[li] I’m part yuppie, part redneck. I’m proud of this.[/li][li] I cried at the end of “Amadeus,” when they’re dumping Mozart’s body into the paupers’ grave with the Lacrymosa from his Requiem playing in the background. It wasn’t until the 4th or 5th time I saw it that I did this, however I was watching it alone and was more able to focus on the movie.[/li][li] I have a Confederate battle flag (a picture of it, actually) on display in my house. No one has ever complained. No, I’m not racist. I also have the CBF on a T-shirt, although I never wear it.[/li] I have to go to lunch now.

Alright, I’ve got more…

I also deflowered three virgins (well if you call it deflowering when it’s guys we’re talking about). I was only in love with 2 of them. The first one was a one night stand and I didn’t care.

When I was 16 years old, I had sex in his VW Bug with a sailor (a friend of a friend)who was passing through town. I knew his first name at the time, but I’ve forgotten it now.

I think about sex way too much.

I like making my husband jealous because he pays me undying attention when I do.

I’m painfully shy but I crave attention all the time.

I’m angry all the time

I hate the smell of cigerettes. It takes a lot of control not to simply despise folks in the act of smoking.

It’s not uncommon for me to smoke in my dreams.

I don’t drink alcohol. I’ve never been drunk.

I think people who abuse drugs and alcohol are weak.

I idolize my father.

I have no patience with myself.

I long to do something that will make the world remember me before I die.

I hate coffee, it tastes awful.
I have 4 weeks of vacation coming and don’t know where to go.
I dislike jazz, it’s so boring.
I talk to myself-out loud.
I’m from Wisconsin and prefer wine over beer, don’t hate people from Chicago, and can’t polka to save my life. But I do love cheese :slight_smile:
When I was 25 I dated someone 40. When I was 40 I dated someone 25.
I prefer women singer/songwriters over men.
I was a virgin till I was 22.
I have a Hootie and the Blowfish cd, still.
I have over 100 t-shirts in my closet.
I’ve never seen Star Wars or Sound of Music.
I saw the Grateful Dead 9 times, but tell people I saw them 10 times because double-digits seems to make me cooler……
I’ve done about 23 minutes of work today at work……

Let’s see

-Prefer Rolling Stones over Beatles
-Sometimes pine for old girlfriends and wonder where they are
-Had a two year relationship with a current porn star (was not one at the time)
-accidently killed a baby chick being stupid when I was 7, never told anyone, and still feel bad to this day
-have beaten up people for doing bad things but actually do not like to fight
-have collected comics since I was 12 and still revel in geek filled comic conventions
-miss simple country life sometimes
-prefer women who are voluptious over skinny rails. Even a little larger
-have ghost written 3 novels
-never had a cavity, never broken a bone.
-slept around way too much when I was younger…now hardly ever

Here’s a confession for you:

I ripped the tag off my mattress.

I like Jimmy Buffett’s music, but I don’t think that’s worthy of confession. I also like John Denver’s songs though, which I think is punishable by death.

I think the NFL is a waste of time and money.

I listen to NPR, except during pledge drives, when I listen to anything else, up to and including Rush Limbaugh.

-I never could quite see the big deal about the Rolling Stones and think Jagger is now way to old to be prancing around in spandex.

-I love Barry Manilow.

-Ditto John Denver.

-I loathe Alanis Morissette.

-I don’t like The Simpsons.

-Ditto The Three Stooges.

-I think a good portion of the core cirriculum for college is a waste of time and money.

-If Claudia Christian knocked on my door and said “Be with me”, I would drop to my knees, thank the Creator, go without a backwards glance and give up men.

-I’m bored by my college major and have to force myself to finish it, even though I’m only 2 1/2 semesters away from my degree and I have a 3.8 GPA. I want to start over and major in Creative Writing or Anthropology or go to anything school and major in Egyptology.

-I enjoy disco.

-I am a RPG addict.

-I spend way too much time online.

-I think the C in Rap is silent.

-I lose my temper too easily, get frustrated, and get too mad to argue. This is a problem sometimes, especially when I know I’m right.

-I find myself fantasizing about packing up and leaving this place, going somewhere else and starting over.

-I feel trapped.

[ul][]I enjoyed The Phantom Menace, slightly more so than Return of the Jedi or A New Hope. While I didn’t enjoy Jar Jar per se, I didn’t hate him and found him mildly amusing at times.[]I’ve planned my life around episodes of Farscape. I will argue violently with anyone who disagrees that it is the some of the finest sci-fantasy ever put on television. []The Powerpuff Girls are my personal heroes. []I am reknowed for my Sir Mix-a-lot impression.[]You know that page on Snopes where they list weird search refrences? Well, I’m relatively sure I gave them “Nude Disney”.[]I take a perverse pleasure in knowing that Britney Spears (according to rumor) applied to my college (same year), and was rejected.[]I’m 19 and heterosexual male, but have no experience, or clue w/ women (outside of platonic situations) at all. :([]Although I strongly preferred Gore, and thought a few of the Green Party’s positions were flaky and/or extreme, I voted for Nader. Fortunately I did it in MA.Among my friends, a friendly competition is running to see who can have the most Pagan friends/acquaintances/lovers. I’m winning.[/ul]

I love Dave Matthews. Love him. I want to do dirty, dirty things to him. I can also think of a Doper or two that I’d do wicked nasty things to. :smiley:

Sometimes, I kick my husband in bed, and pretend I did it in my sleep.

Once, when I was angry at my ex, I threw his chicken cutlet on the floor and let the dog lick it before I served it to him. And I’m glad I did it.

I really don’t like one of my dogs. I don’t think I’ll feel bad when she dies.
Rose

I seriously considered becoming a cloistered nun. I still think about it sometimes and wonder if it’s what I’m supposed to be doing.

I like country music.

I watch Little House on the Prairie whenever I get the chance.

I love reading kids books-especially from the “young adult” section of the library.

Sometimes I’m struck with an incredible urge to go to the park and swing on the swings in the middle of the night.

  • was married for two years (while at university) and to this day my parents still do not know

  • got an “F” turned into an “A” while at university by sleeping with one of the TA’s (while married to now ex-wife)

  • allergic to chocolate but still eat in anyway

  • pays an outrageous amount of money each month on cable only to watch BBC AMERICA

  • love sports, is 6’5", HATES BASKETBALL

  • can only drink soda pop if it is cold and FLAT

  • cant sit in a car if I am not the one driving

  • any road trip over two hours long cannot be done without my “special” cigarettes

  • frightend and phobic of electricity of any kind yet
    fascinated with TESLA (NOTE:not the band)

Although I am a mother, I don’t like children. I like my own child, but other people’s children annoy me.

I am paid too much for the amount of work that I actually do. And the boss is ok with this.

I have a phone sex voice. I have used it in my job to get things out of male underwriters that they normally would not agree to.

I speed. A lot. I get stopped for speeding quite often, but have talked myself out of it more times than I have been cited. I think the cleavage helps as well, but I have talked female police officers out of it, too.

I refer to my son’s father as a slimy buttfuck. This does not mean that I dislike people who like anal sex, this just likens him to an ex-acquaintance who was gay, a slimy jerk who we used to refer to as a slimy buttfuck.

I haven’t told him where we live. If he wants to find out, he’ll have to go through official channels, and they won’t do anything for him until he pays the child support he owes.

Well, she certainly isn’t talking about me. I moved to Michigan when I was 11 and I knew how to play Euchre by the time I was 13.

Now, on to my confessions:

  1. I still think that John Taylor (ex-Duran Duran member) is hot, even though he is 41 and married with kids.

  2. I still like listening to 80’s pop music. I grew up on the stuff, for Chrissakes.

  3. After 14 years of driving, I still cannot parallel park.

  4. I have never seen “Casablanca” or “Gone With the Wind”, and I really don’t care if I ever do.

  5. I’m also pretty fanatical about monogamy and fidelity and such, but I met my second husband while still married to my first husband and I blatently carried on an affair with him and didn’t even bother to hide it from my first husband.

That’s beautiful. :slight_smile:

  1. my dad is cuban and i still don’t speak spanish. i cant even roll my goddamn r’s
  2. i hate the taste of coffee, except frappucinos, and i think alcohol tastes like crap.
  3. im a newbie…and i dont like it too well
  4. i don’t go to church, and when i have to, i dont enjoy it.
  5. im an extremely jealous person…:smiley:
  6. i named my computer “sexy” in hopes that it would gain self-esteem and work better…