Oh, one I tried to tack on but couldn’t:
My favorite sport to watch on TV isn’t NASCAR… it’s professional rodeo. NASCAR’s best live, but when I watch the PBR championships on TNN I get to see hot cowboys.
I know, I know, I’m a criminal for not playing euchre. But I’ll let you in on a little secret–
There’s one other Michigan Doper who doesn’t play euchre, either, and I know who it is.
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
I also know that the aforementioned Doper is not originally from Michigan, but has lived here long enough to now be in clear violation of Michigan Law.
- I wet the bed til age 10
- I smoke too much and don’t drink enough
- I purposely don’t look at people when I am at a restaurant, mall or any public place. I don’t like people in general.
- I am not real crazy about my siblings or their kids
- I liked “Planet of the Apes” - the original
- Thanks to tevya, I am now singing MMMbop.
- I loathe Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. Hell, I hate all that Disney crap.
- I don’t like sex that much anymore.
- I could live on “Stove Top Stuffing”.
- I don’t know how to make that little trademark sign.
I saw Shrek today and it made me cry.
A lot of movies make me cry.
I cry when reading books too.
Apparently I’m a sentimental slob, from a distance.
In person, people mostly make me mad.
I don’t like beer. Every now and thne I’ll drink a bottle, but on the whole, I’d rather drink a froo-froo girly drink.
Fortunatily, I can usually restrain myself to drinking margaritas (No big deal in Houston).
I could care less about most sports, and think way too much money is spent on professional sports.
I hope the Olympics DON’T come to Houston. It’s crowded enough as it is, and we’re already building too many new stadiums.
Some Backstreet/NSYNCH stuff is actually pretty good.
When I was a kid, I’d sometimes steal money from my parents.
I’ve had one beer and two wine coolers since last December, and I could care less.
Even though I know one of the mods cheat on this game, I’m still playing it.
I have no idea what “euchre” means.
Make that http://www.redlite.org.
Sometimes, when I’m really bored, I’ll pick lint out of my belly button, and I find this amazingly soothing.
I am so glad you confessed that cause I found the joy of that show when I was sick.
I will occasionally pick up a couple of Harlequin[sup]TM[/sup] romance novels and stay up too late to read them.
I HATE to shop. I will go grocery shopping once a month for cat and dog food and then let my parents shop for the real food. My Mom has to take me clothes shopping.
I have athlete’s feet and I hate to run (rather walk). Got it when in the military and it flares up about every couple of months. is that TMI?
I like my cat better than my dog. My cat is much more loyal to me than my dog.
I have never tried any illegal drug.
Confessions:[ol][li]I just started smoking, and I like it. I think it makes me look cool.[/li][li]I plan on being soused for at least 48 hours straight when I turn 21. Pass out, wake up, start again.[/li][li]I dropped out of college because I was too lazy to do my homework or go to class, and I knew it, and that’s what I tell anyone who asks.[/li][li]I wear my boxers twice before I wash them. Socks, however, must be fresh.[/li][li]I am inordinately proud of my intelligence, and have very little patience for ignorance. This one, though, I’m trying to change about myself.[/ol][/li]
Booooooy, does this list make me look bad.
I get cable for cartoons, science fiction, and CBC Newsworld, but sometimes when I’m really bored and can’t sleep, I stay up until 4AM and watch either Speedvision or the China Central Television news from Beijing.
I can cheerfully ignore years worth of dust.
I like Chef Boyardee canned spaghetti-and-meatballs.
My CD collection has ABBA, Led Zeppelin, the Monkees, and DJ Tiesto.
I just as soon not have beer, cheese, or country music.
I’m a member of the Green Party but still eat at corporate fast-food places.
I spend way too much time on the Net.
I can’t stand having my face touched. When I get brow/lip waxing (which is very necessary for me), I nearly have a panic attack. I even can’t stand getting water splashed in my face.
I do not like being watched when I eat. I will avoid a restaurant if it’s too crowded because I’m afraid someone will watch me and make comments about what I’m eating and the relation to my size.
I carry negative comments made by others about me for a long, long time. The “Wassup Fat Ass” comment from some idiot teenager a year ago still burns. I have a really hard time letting things like that go.
Even though I’m a graduate of Le Cordon Bleu, I love junk food.
I can’t see what’s so special about Julia Roberts. Or Russel Crowe. Or Meg Ryan. Or Matt Damon.
I’ve been known to snore so loud I’ve rattled windows.
I blatantly and openly cheated on my ex-husband (I thought, hey, if it wasn’t behind his back, it was ok) to get back at him for crap he pulled on me.
I also can’t stand Aerosmith.
Even though I quit almost five years ago, I still crave cigarettes, especially when I’m either stuck in traffic or have had a few drinks (not at the same time!).
Even though I don’t wear makeup much, or do too much in the way of frilly girl wear, I will happily plunk down $40 for an hour-long spa pedicure.
I’m a male, white, nineteen year old:
01)The president’s speech in Independence Day made me cry.
02)The end of Bravehart and English Patient made me cry.
03)Some Stephen King books make me cry.
04)I started smoking(cloves of all things, I don’t know why) when I entered college because, no matter what everyone says, it really does make you look cool.
05)I got kicked out of college 'cause I’m lazy and overslept too much.
06)I love to learn about everything, but hate when it’s forced down my throat in school or anyplace else. I love to learn it from my friends or from the History Channel and stuff like that.
07)I’ve stolen silverware from a restaurant.
08)I hate most religions, especially christianity, but love to learn obscure facts about them, ie: the names of demons and crap, when the hell will THAT ever come in handy?
09)If I could kill someone, and know for a fact that I would never be caught or even suspected, I’d do it.
10)Given the chance at a restaurant or such, I would try a taste of human flesh.
11)I didn’t get laid or even have a girlfriend until I entered college.
12)My music tastes include both Samael and Enya. :o
13)I’m from Los Angeles, California. The health capital of the universe, but I love cheese curds. Mmm…
14)I believe all drugs should be made legal and taxed like booze.
15)I used to call disabled people ‘Crips’
16)I pluck my eyebrows at times.
17)The French bug the hell out of me.
18)I enjoy wine far more than beer.
19)I can’t stand the feeling that, sometimes, people are staring at me.
I’m so cool…
I occasionally play the lottery. Even though I know that my odds of winning are less than the odds of being struck by lightning.
I sometimes fantasize about being divorced, even though I love my wife.
I have fantasies about getting HI w/OPEL! 
Even though my designs have helped bring theatre to hundreds of thousands of people, I resent the fact that I hardly have two nickles to rub together.
I also resent how many people in the world expect me to work long hours for almost no money and be happy because I should be doing it for the “Love of Theatre.”
I smoke too much.
I think that rap music isn’t.
I never cared much for Elvis either. (Though he did have a few good tunes.)
I have a Femme to Femme CD in my collection.
Ditto for the Cardigans. And Devo, Cyndi Lauper, Blue Man Group, and many more.
I love films, but only see four or five in the movie theatres every year.
I used to go to the Rocky Horror Picture Show at least once a month.
I don’t drink.
I like to drive alone.
I love pets, but hate taking care of them.
I hate it when people are intolerant. 
I secretly wish that I had more posts.
And that more dopers would flirt with me. (Even though I am “horrors” married.)
But most of all, I wish I had joined the board when Wally was still with us.
…Yeah, ditto on the Wally thing… 
A few of mine…
I desperately want babies. This is, according to many reactions I get, heresy when you’re in your early twenties. I’m not actually going to have any babies yet, I just really, really want one. Badly enough to lurk on new-moms MBs. I’m so ashamed.
I love my Dolly Parton CD.
I’m a terrible, terrible dancer. I flail like a loon.
When I cook mushrooms, I don’t always wash them properly. Who cares about a bit of dirt? Chuck it in the damn pan, ya wuss.
I’ve been known to think wicked nasty (in a good way) things about several dopers.
Fran
Watch it!
[kneeling, assuming the position]Please hear my confession Father. It has been…a very long time since my last…
Whenever I hear Tears in Heaven I have to fight back tears because it puts me in mind of my daughter who never stood a chance.
I’ve deflowered three virgins, one of whom attended a Christian college. One of the others was one of my ex’s best friend and I did it for revenge.
I have a big weakness for Asian girls. I think Japanese have the best legs. Regardless, I found Zhang ZiYi from Crouching Tiger incredibly hot. I’m also particularly fond of small girls, anywhere between a 2 and a 6. That’s perfect in my book.
I love my wife with all my heart. Nonetheless, I would be tempted to cheat if the right girl were to offer.
I don’t like the hours I work. Matter of fact, I don’t really like working either. I wish I was independently wealthy so I didn’t have to work.
I have a particular distaste for rap, hip-hop and country music. I don’t care for pop music much either. Go figure my wife loves country.
I secretly want to take over the world, and have since I was 10. All your base are belong to me.
I think Al Gore and GW Bush are both idiots.
I have the hots for Spike Dudley.
I own Journey’s Greatest Hits on Cd.
Everytime I listen to Open Arms, I think of Stinky Paws.
I don’t wear panties.
Ever.
I like peanut butter/banana sandwiches.
:eek:!
Although I am a Pagan, I am utterly captivated by the history of Judaism and Christianity. Especially pre-Christian religious history, and the very early history of the Catholic Church. And if I ever had enough money to go back to college, I’d major in something related to religions. Probably work towards a PhD in comparative religion.
And even though I am a Pagan who will someday call herself Wiccan, I have never actually done any spell-casting. Oh, I did a protection ritual after I moved in to my house (courtesy of Kricket :)), but that’s it.
And only two of my family members (besides my husband) know that I am Pagan–my mom & my sister. And as it turns out, my sister and I started following this path at about the same time, but completely independently of each other, and without knowing that the other was doing it. 
The smile.
I don’t see this either
Or this one.
<<Points to Matt Damon’s tight little ass.>>