There, I said it. You won. I concede. Turd Sandwich got more votes. There are more of you than there are of us. Doesn’t make you right, just three percent more populous. I will withdraw all allegations of cheating and keep my suspicions to myself.
Now when can we start the impeachment hearings? 
Oh, man. Did we really need another of these, Dio?
This thread is very informative to those of us who were previously unclear on Dio’s opinion.
You’re just mad because your Giant Douche didn’t win!
Dio, as a fellow Kerry supporter, give it a rest.
I didn’t think there’s anyone left. 
We have new members signing up all the time, Nutty Bunny. Gotta keep them in the loop.
Man, I just switched from the reasoned discussion in Sam Stone’s Social Conservatism Explained to Diogenes’ Congratulations to Turd Sandwich and I feel like I just got sideswiped by an object of immeasurable and disturbing girth.
Truly startling, that.
This thread wasn’t meant to be a rant but a concession. Up to now, I have refused to accept the results as legitimate. I am now saying that I do accept the results as legitimate, that I’m not going to deny that Bush won fair and square, and that I’m ready to move on.
This is my way of being gracious.
Maybe them folks on the ISS.
How easily we forget the deaf, dumb, and blind lobotomy patients living under rocks in outer Plusnardistan.
Diogenes the Cynic - as gracious in defeat as Bricker is in victory.
I had no idea that there was any doubt. Seriously. What were you unsure about?
Emily Post and Miss Manners are swooning, no doubt.
Well, Dio, thank you for your… er… gracious concession. It’s much appreciated.
Same sandwhich. Just less mayonnaise.
Well, you have to admit, he’s been pretty inscrutable. It’s not like he makes his opinions terribly obvious. Hell, he hardly ever posts on the subject.
Maybe we should encourage him to tell us how he really feels. You know, not hold anything back. Like that.
Diebold.
In the Democratically controlled Congress. Oh, I forgot-- the Republicans gained even more control of both houses this time.
There’s always '06. Good luck.
What I meant was, Dio said he now accepts the results as legitimate. I was wondering what he was unsure about.
And it needed another thread? You’re that important that you needed to devote yet more board space to this wood-chippered horse to apologize? And you’re just being stupid - there was nothing gracious about what you posted. You wanted to pit some more. Congrats, dude; we know where you stand. Now if you and guys like you’ll shut the fuck up, we who had no stake in Tuesday’s fight can get back to enjoying this place.