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If your anything like me, swallow your liquid thoroughly or turn away from your monitor, then click this.

If you didn’t PBBBBTTTTHHH, then go to hell after contributing your own funny bookmark. Go ahead, please.

Linky no worky.

Linky all soundy. Turn mute off.

But I don’t get it.

But if you did get it, you’d be laughing. Probably. Trust me.

I get a guy reading me (in order) the menu selections from Apple’s TextEdit app. Which isn’t even open.

Well sure, that’s what “get it” means, in the context of a joke. I have my sound on. I can hear it. I just don’t get why it’s humorous.

oh fer Christ’s sake. It’s Duke Nukem reading menu selections. Is that not the funniest thing you’ve ever heard?

Yes, yes it is. You just don’t know it.

Nnnnooo… not really.

Joe

Other than a few random references to this Duke Nukem character I have seen on this site, I have no clue who he is. Who is Duke Nukem?

Maybe I should have posted this in the game room. He’s a hyped up video game bad-ass scene here.

…but he’s narrating a text editor. Haha?

I thought it was the “In a world…” movie trailer guy. Or at least an imitation of him.

Which still, frankly, wasn’t laugh out loud funny.

I chuckled.

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Not even remotely funny.

I thought this thread was going to be funny.:mad:

I have to say, I did enjoy the singing parrot, though.

ok, you people are weird. Lemme try again:

you might want headphones, not speakers (suggestive).

You seem to be humor-impaired. Here’s a primer.

Here
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A simple test will show how lacking or not you people are in a sense of humor: Observe

Lemme grab my laughter umbrella sewn from clown skin for the torrent of hahaha about to flood this thread.

One of my faves.

Joe

Sorry, I’ve posted this before but it’s funny:
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