Contribute Some Harry Potter/GoF Thread Titles For The Day They Run Out Of New Ideas

Alas, in a few weeks time, the abundant number of Harry Potter / Goblet of Fire threads will begin to wane. We can’t have that! After all the important questions are asked and answered, I’m all but certain a few will have been overlooked. Let’s help our fellow Dopers out by compiling a list of Potter threads they may not have thought to inquire about[ol][]If David Oreck Renamed His XL Vacuum Cleaner The Nimbus 2000, Would You Buy It?[]After The Success Of The Potter Series, Why Not A Film Version Of Goodnight Moon?[]Hagrid vs Jabba - Who Would Win?[]Should Quiddich Become A Summer Olympics Event?[]The English Version Aabra Ka Daabra Excitement Thread[]In What Order Should I Read JK Rowling’s Harry Potter Series?Why No Harry Pooter Breakfast Cereal?[/ol]

I do believe this question answers itself.

I would totally buy a vacuum cleaner called the Nimbus 2000 (or possibly Firebolt). Though I would be disappointed by the lack of magical powers possessed by my vacuum. Hmmm, maybe I will just name my current vacuum Nimbus 2000 and save the money and the disappointment.

HP&tGoF Great movie, or Greatest movie?
Is it OK to lust for Hermione yet?
(and for the old timers)

Harry Potter Wallpapers

ATMB: Can we get a Harry Potter forum?
GQ: How much would a dragon have to weigh to do that kind of damage to the roof of Hogwart’s?
GD: So Why haven’t the twins gotten kicked out yet?
CS: Which rock band should show up in a cameo in the next HP movie?
IMHO: Who is hotter, McGonigal or that huge french chick?
MPSIMS: If I was a ghost, I’d totally hang out in bathrooms.
BBQ pit: If these movies are sucking this bad, why the hell are you waiting so long to release them???

If she looks anything Lindsay Lohan’s portrayal of her on this wmv SNL Potter parody, your answer is a resounding yes.