Is that an argument for or against dating “nerd girl”?
Nerd girl checking in:
Don’t ask her out. What could you possibly offer her? Why would she enjoy being with you? Maybe she does like your look, so let her look, but for goodness sake don’t speak. It seems to make her nervous and is evidentely spoiling her good time looking at you.
So, because I’m a nerd and a librarian, do I get double points?
Well, at least SHAKES was big enough to admit that he can only get laid by bitter alcoholic barhags. Most people like him would at least make the attempt to portray themselves as a smooth playa who can get it on with anybody, but SHAKES was at least honest with us in describing his “love” life.
This reminds me of Sonnet 94, minus the humble reservation.
Yes. Quadruple if you wear glasses.
Hey buddy, the jerk store called; they’re runnin’ outta you.
I really win. Fantastic!
pssst, SHAKES, it’s the 21st century, join us…
I almost never actually laugh out loud at something I read on the SDMB, but in this case I made a hearty, guffawing exception.
So, how you doin’ Lsura?
Yeah, I think so too. In fact, this thread is a prime example of what we had in mind when we first decided to have a Pit.
Hang on, everyone, I’m gonna move this thread to someplace a little warmer.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope
Oh wait, I’ve got another one…
It’s vitriol. Sounds like she’s out of your league, man.
And as a bonus, she’ll discover this message board. So if it turns out she’s really looking for someone who deserves her, she’ll be announcing her engagement in MPSIMS within a year or two. 
Ah. Muchas gracias, Lynn.
SHAKES, you self absorbed, arrogant, obnoxious self satisfied little worthless meal worm of a human being. Who the FUCK do you think you are? You truly believe you are doing this girl a favor by kindly deigning to notice her? If she’s smart (and, my bet is she is, if just a bit shy), she’ll figure out what a shallow nasty little waste of human chemicals you truly are, quit wasting her time attempting to flirt with you, and find herself a guy who will respect her and treat her like intelligent worthwhile person she is, you lowlife drakkar wearin pimple on the ass of humanity.
GOD THAT FELT GOOD.
Don’t ask her out.
I used to be nerd-girl. I was much, much happier in my high school days for everyone to think that I had no friends and just flat out not bother me with their stupid pity dates and ‘throwing a bone’ at me because it gave me lots of time to hang out with the few really good friends I did have.
Those friends were typically older than me, were capable of holding a conversation with someone who had an IQ that ranged beyond single digits, and didn’t give a rat’s ass what the ‘cool people’ thought.
Those people were the real ‘cool people’, and I hope to hell that if you do ask her out, nerd-girl figures out what a prime time asshole you are and says ‘No.’ very loudly and very publicly so that you can be forever known as the guy who got turned down for a date with nerd-girl.
Her stock among folks with brains will skyrocket, and your stock among the ‘cool people’ who have no brains will plummet, as it should.
Also, nerd-girl could end up like some of the other posters in this thread and me, shedding the nerd-facade at college and having a very amazing social life with men who find a brain to be not only an attractive feature but a required attribute.
And since a lot of that probably went over your head, here’s the dumbed down version:
You’re a fucking asshole for even thinking of asking a girl out on a pity date. If there was a god, I’d pray for it to turn you into a nerd. Oh, and she is too good for you, not the other way around, ya fucking creep.
Which, by the way, you can thank me for.
waves around $200 check from tshirthell.com
I only opened this thread because I knew there’d be lots of nerd girls inside. I’ve been busily scanning location fields ever since, but no dice.
Worcestor Massachusetts? Pittsburgh Pennsylvania? Anybody?
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Way to go xgxlx.
Sorry, man, I’m in Lynn.