sankta kvaremulo!
The Scrivener, you can eat eggplant, squash, and bananas without gagging. Unfortunately, that’s all you can eat without gagging. You can barely choke down water, and other food is out of the question.
You die of micronutrient deficiencies.
I wish I had a faster computer.
bomp sh-bomp sh-bomp
You can eat eggplant, squash and bannas without gagging. In fact, that’s all you can eat without gagging. Everything else makes you gag now.
And you still think they taste horrible.
I wish the moon were cookie.
Damn you, Sunspace! Damn you!
You get a faster computer all right. So fast you can’t even catch it!
I still wish moon were cookie.
** Ka-whumpppp!! **
You can now read everyone’s mind, but uh-oh-- you now discover what everybody actually thinks of you and go horribly insane in 2 days.
I wish for a nice Sony 50" plasma TV all ready to watch my 1800 movies on.
Does anyone else think it kind of coincidental that **Sunspace[/b’s and Johny Bravo’s fantastic sululpost id followed up by a wayward post on mind-reading?
Welcome to the boards gallant205
Johny, the moon is indeed cookie – which as everyone knows is a far less robust material than traditional moonrock. However, all is fine until said cookie-moon is hit by a medium-sized meteor and begins to disintegrate raining down great clods of cooki onto the earth.
THis has both positive and negative effects. The world’s greatest cookie shower is in Sierra Leone and puts an end to the worsening famine there. This is in spite of the fact that re-entrant cookie bits are more than a little overcooked by the time they hit earth.
It is one of these charred solid lumps that strikes and puts a sad end to gallant’s beloved sony 50" plasma TV. And e is slightly miffed at you – which makes the world a much sadder place.
I wish that I ran a coffee cartel.
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Kaboing. You run a coffee cartel. Or, more accurately, a small coffee cart. You now spend your days listening to complaints that the Danish is stale.
I just hadda go back to the first page for this one:
You wish you were an Oscar Mayer weiner? That is what you’d truly like to be?
But if you were an Oscar Mayer weiner, there would soon be nothing left of ye.
Me, I wish I was in Winn-Dixie.
SAL You are now in the Windex sea. But at least your glasses are now clean.
I wish that my gf lived a whole lot closer to me and that I didn’t have to fly three hours to another conntry to spend time with her.
I wish I had magical powers of ultimate power!
I’m tired…
someone else pick it up (the ball).
Ok you have almighty super-duper powers, but soon you use these powers for the good of evil, MWAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, you use them so that you can take over the world and control everyone. But one day, when you least expected…the President of the U.S.A. launches the latest in atominuclear bombs straight on you, causes a severely painful death and a lifetime of pain…IN HELL! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I wish I was the king of Gods:D
Guberstein! You are now King of Gods, but most Gods still refuse to acknowledge you as King.
I still wish I was President of the New York Stock Exchange…
You’re prez of the NY stock exchange alright, but Y2K’s cousin, Y2.015K or something like that hits it and kaboom you’ve lost everything.
I wish i had a giant cherry ripe bar.
Sha Bing Bang
You have a giant cherry ripe bar, unfortunately, it’s a giant’s cherry ripe bar and he wants it back… NOW
I wish I could play any song I’d heard even once.
Ta!Ta! You can play every song you’ve heard even once, but you’ve been totally deaf since birth.
I wish I had a 1920s style Death Ray…
.:^//ACHOOGEZUNDHEIT\^:.
you have a 1920s style Death Ray. However, the last owner maladjusted the Heisenberg compensator and you accidentally destroy the entire south side of your House/Building etc.
I wish I could adjust my Heisenberg compensator
PRESTO!
Its been adjusted, but now Moriarty is running amok on the Enterpirse!
I wish I won the lottery!
Patty
zoomie!
You’ve won the lottery - but 9000 other people did too, and your winnings amount to $1.50 net
I wish I could get rid of my Love handles
==++|| GABBO ||++==
Your love handles dissappear, your lover falls off a breaks eir skull and you get blamed for the injury and spend the next 2 years in jail.
I wish I could get a higher paying Job.
You get a higher paying job - as a stripper at a truck stop in Lima, OH
I wish Davis Lee Roth was still in Van Halen