WISH GRANTED.
Davud Lee Roth is still with Van Halen, but also RONALD REAGAN is still president!!!
I wish I had more hours in the day for slothful & fun activities.
Knorf
IFEELLIKECHICKENTONIGHT,LIKECHICKENTONIGHT
Davis Lee Roth is now still in Van Halen. Too bad no one knows who the hell he is, not to mention that he is still 'cuz he’s DEAD!
I wish I didn’t have to be at work today
PUFFOFSMOKEANDFLASHOFLIGHT
Knorf has eir wish… you’re in minimum security prison.
I wish I hadn’t gotten beat to that post
Nyaah, nyaah!
You weren’t beaten to that post; you were crucified on it. Learn the difference…
I wish I felt comfortable on the dance floor.
POPSODA*
You now feel so comfortable on the dance floor you can’t stay awake.
I wish my grammar was good enough to satisfy The Scrivener
Zoomundi!
Your grammar is now so perfect, goof enough to satisfy The Scrivener, but you don’t have a creative bone in your body. You spend your life editing romance novels.
I wish I could drink all night, and not be hung over the next day.
WISH GRANTED.
SiXSwordS now understands grammar very well indeed, just well enough to satisfy The Scrivener, but his vocabulary is now that of a three-year-old!!!
I wish I hadn’t accrued so much debt.
Knorf
WISH GRANTED.
Cat scratch fever can now drink all night, sans hang over, but, in short order, advanced Cirrhosis of the Liver has set in!
I still wish I hadn’t accrued so much debt.
Knorf
Knorf: You didn’t accrue any debt (accrue means gain over a period of time. I looked it up) You just got it all at once
I wish I could post more than once a minute…
Plip!
You can post more often than once per minute, and do so, using a variety of sockpuppets. This works for about two hours, and then the moderators catch on and ban you.
I wish the tri-state area had fewer deer ticks (which carry Lyme’s Disease), even if that meant we had to have more garden slugs (by some bizarre nasty-critters-compensation-mechanism).
The tri-state area is now devoid of deer ticks. Their absence has made the garden variety slug a household name now, with nearly every surface inside your house and out covered in these deliciously slimy gastropods. Tribbles and gremlins ain’t got nuthin’ on these things.
I wish I had a 40 right now.
*Klimmelheit
You have a 40 right now.
Unfortunately it’s a 40-watt bulb, and you need to illuminate your local ball field. It is not enough. The game is played in the almost-dark, and multiple injuries are the result of collisions on the dim field.
You go down under the weight of lawsuits, never to be seen again.
I wish my fridge was full of good food.
You fridge is full of good food but you just got home from the dentist’s office and your mouth is wired shut.
I wish Leeanna Warner and all missing children were home safe in their beds with their families!
ATOMSMASHIN’
Your wish is granted and the tri-state area now has fewer deer ticks… exactly one fewer which is now embedded in the base of your skull pumping your brain full of spirochetes.
I wish it wasn’t so foggy here
Oh man did I ever miss that last page by a mile!:smack:
Young miss warner and all the others are now at home in bed with their families. And I mean “In Bed”… it’s pretty nasty.
I wish it wasn’t so foggy here.
OK i dont intend to corrupt Sanguine’s noble wish so if you dont mind ill skip it
its no longer foggy there SiXSwordS but thats only because you dont get fog underwater (they shouldnt have melted the icecaps)
i wish i had a lot less work to do
Alakadoodlenoodlecaboodle You have a lot less work to do, BigDaiv, because you’ve been fired, your house has been confiscated for taxes, you live under a bridge and you’ve lost your mind from the grief.
I wish for some liver treats for my dog that he’ll actually eat and enjoy.
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You now have a lot less work to do and lots and lots of time to spend on the message boards… “the HORROR”
Oh yeah… I wish I had x-ray vision