Welp, no mod moved the one I rezzed over in the Game Room (since it predated this subforum), so starting a new one.
Try to humorously corrupt the previous wish, then provide a wish of yours,
I wish Donald Trump would be incapable of saying anything other than “Bork bork bork!” no matter what he really intends to say.
Conway and Spicer declare that nothing’s wrong and those “in the know” understand what it means. Fox News declares it genius. The Republican senators line up and follow along. Pence grins like a brain damaged mule. Trump is reelected for a second term.
I wish that I was in better shape.
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In honor of Earth Day, you are now an oblate spheroid.
I wish my hair would stay the same length it is now.
Frankly, IG, your Trump scenario is not a corruption. 
Poof! You are, Now and Forever, permanently bald.
I wish the Justice League movie will be as good as the Wonder Woman film.
The Justice League will consist of Wonder Woman, period.
Whatever happens to me happens to you doubly.
You are just as smart as you are now.
I want a package of Flakey Flix.
You get a package…from the last batch they made before discontinuing them.
I want a healthy and happy Karen Carpenter back.
Which are still fresh.
She’s still dead… and can outrun you in pursuit of braaiiins!
I want the unreleased recordings of Jim Croce.
You have the unreleased recordings of Jim Croce–unreleased for good reason since he decided he didn’t want to sing in Tiny Tim’s style after all.
I want a copy of Shakespeare’s lost play, Cardenio.
You get a copy of Cardenio, all right, but other than the title it’s in a code which even the NSA can’t figure out.
I want to be a billionaire and in excellent health, respected and admired by all.
You are locked and sealed inside a glass vault in the middle of Wall Street (so none of those nasty carcinogens can ever get to you), with all the money and admiring eyes you could ever want.
I want to bring my one true love back from the edge of oblivion.
She puts the game Oblivion back on the shelf and invests her life savings in the online Star Citizen game and Elio Motors.
I want everyone in the world to become severely allergic to cigarettes.
Everyone becomes allergic to cigarettes. Unfortunately, for some unknown meteorological reason it starts raining tobacco products.
I want a dish of frogurt with sprinkles.
Throws frogs and yogurt into a blender Tops with sprinkles.
I wish for world peace.
I am absolute ruler of the world, with people wanting to obey my every wish.
I am absolute ruler of the world, with people wanting to obey my every wish.
My army of heavily armed Pepperbots insist that I am absolute ruler of the world, with androids wanting to obey my every wish.
I wish Hillary Clinton would go into retirement.
Hillary buys Big O Tires.
I want a new truck.
A new truck accidentally falls from a cargo plane passing overhead, landing on your garage and smashing itself and the garage to smithereens. But it’s yours!
I wish I wrote an original, bestselling song that everyone loved and that earned me a lot of money.
Here ya go: Elendil’s Air. Be aware that you will be expected to perform it before a crowd of devoted fans every night for the rest of your life, though.
I wish I had more vim, vigor and get-up-and-go.
