Hell, I remember oldscratch. Yeah, in the grand sceme of things, this is pretty tame. 'Course, I still don’t want to know about the ladle.
see, the only problem I have is that the ladle in his ass is currently an abstract concept, it’s not all that gross. My problem will be next time there’s a doper pic thread, seeing Auto grinning at me and thinking “oh god… that dude had a ladle in his ass!”
Seconded. I’m amused; and not in a point and laugh at the retard kinda way, either.
Off to the Pit to see what’s going on in the Ruby VS. Auto thread!
<snert> Exactly. It’s funny, now. It’ll still be funny then, only in a different, grosser way.
I SO wish you were straight.
(May I adopt this as my sig, btw? I’m about due for a new one)
Anyone who’s going to rape a passed out drunk is going to rob a passed out drunk, probably kick the passed out drunk a few times, and certainly isn’t going to pull the passed out drunk’s pants up after the act. Also they’ll probably drag the POD to some more secluded spot than the back of someone else’s pick-up.
While there are plenty of people who would abuse and/or rob a POD, I really don’t think there are that many people who would rape a POD. Not with their penis at any rate, and I really think you’d know if someone shoved a broom up there.
You weren’t raped.
What a strange thing to be worried about.
I say the only way to know for sure is to try it and see if you experience any de ja vu.
Rape play?
Play anal?
Play rape?
Rape anal?
Anal play anal?
Rape anal play?
Play anal anal?
Anal anal anal?
Play anal play play anal play rape anal play?
Damn. Here I was thinking you were the world’s leading expert on play anal play play anal play rape anal play.
A man a plan a canal a play a rape a. . . aw fuck it.
Tripler
Cause when outlaws have assholes, only assholes will be outlaws.
The best play play anal man is Winston Gumbel.
Yeah, Greg and Bryant have another brother.
Koko? Is that you?
What does Auto cook with his ladel? Rape sausage rape rape anal rape tomato and rape. You do not want to be near those Vikings, although they are more historically accurate.
Haven’t you got anything without rape?
*There must be 50 ways to love your ladle.
Start with the thin end, friend,
right up the caboose, Bruce,
shove it into your can, Stan,
and get yourself free…*
with apologies to Paul Simon
Good grief! Spatula Mundani, where have you been all my life? 
(TMI do you think? Eh, maybe. I blame the tone of the thread)
Incidentally, could all those who are ROTFLMAO over Sampiro’s post, please enlighten me. WTF is that about? 
Do you mean the “Ladle ladle ladle” one? It’s a spoof on the Dreidel song chorus:
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made it out of clay…
I just can’t figure out why no one’s finished it yet.
Ladle ladle ladle
You made me be so gay
And when I’m drunk and horny -
it’s ladle anal play!
AAAAUUUUGGHH!!! brain bleach!! braaaaiiin bleeeeaaaaach!
+1
Hell, this thread doesn’t deserve song parodies.
It deserves it’s on musical!
I’ll start the opening number but someone else can finish it…