Hah-HAH! What Autolycus doesn’t realize, is that he was being anally raped while he was typing the OP!
The settlers at Jamestown, VA in 1607 would disagree with you:
I don’t think it’s out of line at all. What do you expect in a thread like this, bunnies and butterflies? You post very personal, often prurient, always puerile excerpts from your personal life here regularly, rather often referring to your drinking misadventures, which is clearly a big problem. You seem to be soliciting comments/attention, any kind will do, which I also think points to a problem. Your list of things you’ve shoved up your ass was the ultimate TMI.
You can feel free to judge me, because I can’t help judging you. If you could see yourself as others see you, you’d think you had a problem too. People are laughing at you. Wise up.
For those who can’t stand the OP, why are you even in this thread?
I can totally see complaining about someone’s behavior in other threads. But you saw his name in this thread. Why not just avoid it? Or put him on ignore? I’m asking seriously. Or start a Pit thread about him?
Can you ignore a thread title about buttsex? It’s a pretty provocative title for MPSIMS, you must admit. I opened it without seeing who the OP was, and by then it was too late. I do plan to ignore him from now on. A Pit thread? Not worth the effort.
Is MPSIMS only for support ang huggles? Can someone not get a headcheck in this Forum? If so, that’s good to know. I’m not sure that’s the case, but if it is, OK. Otherwise, I don’t think my comments are out of left field. I expressed concern and a bit if disgust. Completely appropriate sentiments under the circumstances, IMO. Report me to a mod if you think I’m wrong, and that should sort things out.
How do I love thee
Let me count the holes
Seems to me anyone who can fit a ladle up their ass is very open period.
all I can think about is, “Was it the handle or the bowl end, and if the latter, I hope it wasn’t one of those that has the hook on the end.”
And Autolycus - don’t you dare answer my question. Seriously. I really have no desire to know. The above was a lighthearted answer to Uvula Donor. It was not, I repeat, NOT, a request for further information.
Without doing any real stalking, I think he’s lurked since 2002 (or even longer - he paid in 2002). His diarrhea of the fingers is a recent development. If it’s really been 5 years, I don’t think he’s ever going to get it.
Riddle: How do we know Autolycus isn’t a Fundamentalist minister?
Answer: If he were the thread would be called “Could I have buttsex without anybody else knowing it?”
Now this here is funny. Heh.
Autolycus:
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I’m pretty sure that if someone had humped your bum in the flatbed of a pick up truck, you would know.
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Please never invite me for dinner at your home.
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I think your OPs are Hil-Arious.
In a “let’s all point and laugh at the retard,” sad kinda way, yeah. But the guy needs to get his head out of his…
aw, too late.
nah, Auto has some pretty funny things to say sometimes; sure he might have some drinking issues, I sure as hell know I drink a ton, I just tend not to share the stories here, and besides, it’s the college years, and I don’t intend to drink heavily after graduating. So he likes sharing inane facts about himself to a semi-anonymous online community, and some people aren’t as amused as others, that’s why we have an ignore button.
That’s the last straw. This “retard” usually tries to play nice, but this isn’t Vietnam. There are rules. And that last post was definitely over the line.
Meet me in The Pit.
Link?
Honestly, do you think the people who think this thread is funny are laughing with you? Do you think they are amused in a friendly and kind way at your tales of black-outs, possible rape, and self-anal-probing? I think most of the people in this thread are amusing in a way that is not flattering to you. More of a “ha ha, wow, this guy is screwed up, get a load of him and his self-destructive antics! Hi-Larious!” than, “Isn’t Autolycus a great guy! I’d want to hang out with him and be his friend (but not ever eat dinner off his utensils…)”
I could be wrong, of course. It could be only me who feels sorry for you, thinks you need to get help, and that some of these threads are a cry for help which, when responded to with an appropriate mixture of concern and derision, are met with denial-fueled rage by you. If so, Pit me, whatever.
But you’ve got to ask yourself: What are people supposed to say to someone who got so drunk, he blacked out (which by itself is reason for concern), woke up somewhere weird (!!!), and wonders if he was anally raped? Maybe it’s only me who doesn’t think anal rape is a hilarious and light-hearted subject; maybe it’s only being treated as such because you’re the OP. And then, when you describe all the things you shoved up your ass… I know it’s supposed to be funny and endearing, but it’s more just sad attention-whoring IMO.
I could just ignore you, and obviously I should, since you only want to hear the laughter and not think about the real reasons behind it, and people are obviously enjoying the dog and pony show so much that they want it to continue, regardless of the condition of the human being behind the show. Eh, I bow to your collective will, then. Good luck with your life, man. Really. Good luck.
Ummm… where again?
Whatever Ruby, just whatever. If you are truly trying to help me, you have a hell of a way of showing it. You obviously know me sooooo well, that you feel justified in throwing out huge generalizations about my condition and character. Good form sirrah.
Here is the link to the pitting:
Let’s rumble!
ladel ladel ladel,
It’s made out of…
Hey!
how the hell did that get there?
I can not be the only one who still remembers SPOOFE Bo Diddley.
Can I?
(Because I haven’t weirded out in the slightest by anything in this thread.)