Butters, dear, is your life so pathetic that you need terlet shopping reports?? Have we failed to keep you entertained in the MMP? I worry…
Lunch!! Crazy busy, but I need a break. Yay for leftover pasta! YUM!
A terlet has been successfully purchased and will be delivered and installed on Thursday. It is a nice, white highboy and I am assured it will flush with a force that will meet all my expectations. What more could anyone ask of a terlet! Anywho I was told it would be any time between nine a.m. and noon on Thursday which is fine by me cause I plan to accomplish mowage on Thursday so I will be here. I even have an email confirmation for Thursday. Go Lowe’s! I went to Lowe’s and HD. I really liked the one at Lowe’s so decided not to shop anywhere else. Plus I got a good deal for purchase, delivery, and installation with the old terlet bein’ hauled away. HD did not have any highboys. Imagine!
That enough info for ya Butters?
Already been a busy day. Emptied a lot of hazmat type stuff from Dad’s old place so Beloved Brother can get it listed. Mostly paint and stuff like that and some unknown factors in unmarked jars. Some is downright odd like chromium powder. I feel better taking care of this stuff myself so I know its handled properly and not just sent to a landfill. Frankie the Fish would be very proud of me. 
Bad news, Dude.
I went to the Big Goodwill in Tourist Trap and came away with five blouses. I would have had two more but they were a size too small. Same with the pair of cute black boots I wanted. 
I did find a nice pair of silver ball earrings that I’m wearing right now (after washing them with alcohol and changing out the backs).
Big Fat Durwood Cat is on The List!. He’s staging a protest against his litterbox and pooping on the floor. Nobody’s sure why but he’s being a smug jerk about it. If he doesn’t knock it off he’s going for a trip to*** The Vet!***.
swampy, is the terlet seat round, or oval? We gots to know!
Cat decided to run outside when the dog went out. He came to within 3 feet of the door when I called him, then refused to come closer. So the dog is in, the cat is a brat.
The dog isn’t eating hot dogs today, nor chicken, nor treats, nor baby food… He needs to take his pill, maybe some lunch meat? Maybe some canned cat food, it’s not good for him but neither is not eating.
Why must animals be such brats?
Yay for new terlet Swampy although spelling it that way makes me think of Archie Bunker.
Damn cat, outside for over an hour, the first thing he does when he comes in is take a dump in his litter box. You’d think he could have done that outside.
Evenin’ all.
I did bee shoppin’ yesterday, which is more fun for me than terlet shoppin’. Got loads of stuff for the bees (they don’t pester for treats, luckily), including some bee paint, so if anyone has any bees that they’d prefer to be white, let me know (it’s supposed to be for marking the queen, but I’m going to practice on drones- which don’t sting- first, 'cos she’s an important bee and they aren’t really). I think I’m now about ready to deal [del]if[/del] when they try swarming.
I hope.
Other’n that, irked. Boss appears to be back with wife, but is still being an unpredictable melodramatic twit on a regular basis. Replacement chef interviews start tomorrow, I’m just crossing my fingers he gets someone sane and decent to irk with. I ain’t holding my breath though.
They’re haulin the old terlet away? You mean you’re not gonna set it in the yard and plantflahrs in it?
Today I need to procure some mulch and prep the planter box out front for tomatoes. Right now they’re sitting on the table on the patio and they want to go into the ground before we go on ‘vacation’. Seems our #3GrandDaughter is graduating college this weekend and thought it would be just lovely if the whole family would travel 1000+ miles to watch her do it. Seems the wimmenfolk of the family think this is perfectly natural behavior. I do not understand this. Maybe I was never properly socialized. I have often thought so. :dubious: I have much to do.
Tell that to their union. :dubious:
Archie Bunker is a Yankee.
However odd Swampy is, he is not a Yankee.
Tonight’s supper shall include egg salad and pineapple chunks. Not necessarily on the same plate, but those are 2 things in the fridge that need to be ingested soon. We shall see…
We got a coupon book from the company that we’ve booked our cruise thru - it includes 2 free hours of babysitting! Yeah, that’s gonna happen. We might use the coupon for the casino - one free spin on the roulette wheel. Oh yeah! There are several buy one, get one 50% off deals on stuff we don’t use anyway - like spa treatments and exercise classes.
That’s the big excitement of my day. rah.
Take Swampy.
Chili/cheese/onion/slaw dawgs have been ingested. Fart fest to follow. OYKW leaves for the wilds of west Alabammy tomorrow. He plans to take off early. I plan to mow the yahd at his place tomorrow mornin’. It won’t take long as I can push mow, edge and blow off the walkway in about half an hour all by myself. Plus tomorrow is double coupon day at local sto’s so I shall stock up on some items. I don’t need adult supervision. I can think up all kinds of fun to do all by myself.
WetOne terlet has a round seat and is an Amurrkin Standard.
Bumba the very thought! Why the neighbors would think I’m puttin’ on airs!
flytrap that would be the worst two hours of those peoples lives. They would pay MOOOOOOM and FCD to take me back after the first fifteen minutes.
I used to have a cat who’d do that. Come in, use his box, go back outside.
Cats are weird.
I do not recall how many wives were annoyed at my home in the woods if I urinated outside. Perhaps the cats are being polite.
metal mouse, I do make an effort to keep the place in such a shape as not to have the board of health shut me down. 
spidey, I’m not in marketing (now), but I did do a brief stint selling advertising.
swampy, I’m jealous of yer fancy new terlet. 
doggio, if you didn’t get an exceeds standards, I’d hate to see what the standards are.
I got the first pictures of the new pup! Redirecting... I’ve named him Nelson, after my second favorite Texas redhead (in case you’re wondering, my sister is the favorite) and will get him in July or August. And that’s about the most exciting thing that’s happened at CasaRoja in the past 24 hours.
Plumbers make money replacing old five gallon toilets, replacing them with the new three gallon ones, and selling the five gallon ones to people that like…to have toilets that “do their business” more efficiently.
Couldn’t see the puppy pictures. 