My apologies. I haven’t paid much attention to written “sound effects” since the Batman TV series.
The Unparalelled. Able to make parallel lines converge, whether they want to or not.
The Electric Sponge Doesn’t really have any powers, just a cool name.
Hookah: Her head is ringed with numerous organic marpuçs (complete with mouthpieces) that secrete pleasantly flavored tobacco-like compounds. Dresses even more skimpily than Phantom Lady.
The Human Luge: Can alter the friction of his back and sides in order to coast down inclines at insane speeds. Popular with children and ladies.
Okay, I better stop. But please don’t let me be the threadkiller, pleeeeeease?
I just read a good one by GMRyujin in the procrastination thread in this post:
Hence: Effexor, having amazing powers of procrastination, but never gets around to actually using them.
Heh. The Procrastinator – saving the world tomorrow!
Sorry, but-
The Tracer: Able to copy the outline of any object with perfect accuracy. Provided he has enough tracing paper.
Isn’t that a Discworld device for stopping time, used by, amongst others, Lobsang?
How about
Gotcha, The Boy Hostage - a superhero sidekick with the uncanny ability to fall into the villan’s traps no matter how feeble and obvious. On second thoughts, nobody would really consider a character like this…
Gullible Man - always believes the last person he spoke to. Come to think of it, this isn’t too uncommon a mutation really…
Nearly Man - the power to always miss by that much…Has trouble eating and drinking… Wears waterproof and easily wiped down costume.
Shutdown - has the uncanny power to cause Windows to shutdown properly…every time! (some things are just too improbable).
Alfred Gibbels: Can pronounce his name correctly, and, in an instant, can make other people mis-pronounce his name through the power of his mind.
The Tri-angulator: Can draw a perfect equalateral triangle, but each of the equal sides must be no longer 1cm.
Packet-man: Can reveal the type of object inside of a packet. But only has a 95% range of accuracy, and this is limited to packets of peanuts.
Crap-saver: Can instantly recall the exact quantities of faecal waste that has run through the sewage system of a house and advise the owners the best and safest methods of disposing of this waste if they were to not have a drainage-pipe system.
Red-neck: Can make his neck as red as can be when he is hot, sweaty or angry.
Ugly-as-all-day: Remains astonishingly ugly for the majority of the day, except for a five-minute period when she has to go to the bathroom. Then, if she finishes her doo-doo early, she may remain beautiful for the remainder of however many minutes she has got left so long as there is a roll of toilet-paper stuck up her butt as she walks out of the toilet. However this must remain visible for all to see.
Mechanical-laugher: Can laugh at any joke… however pointless or un-understandable.
Yabba the butt: Has the unique ability to make farts which send people to their nearest local diners and order the Sunday special.
Schroedinger’s Cat - super powered feline with the ability to drop dead or come alive when looked at by someone. Never really certain about anything.
Schrodinger’s cat would also have to be REALLY annoyed whenever he is observed by anybody.
The Beutician - Able to change grey hair to any color
Panda Man - Able to chew through the toughest of bamboo
Bachelor Man - Able to watch mindless television for 142 hours straight and subsist on nothing but pizza and beer. His only weakness is cleaning supplies.