It’s not important
If I’m eating Dominos
Coors Light would suffice.
I confess that I
actually like Dominos,
but it’s not my fave.
Van Morrison:
Cat sheds on new shirt
Lint brush will remove most hair
The rest goes in nose.
iMac and iPod
Both old now, by tech standards
but brand new last month. 
I want some new teeth
maybe gold, maybe diamond
I’m just that stylish
Another list done.
More lists in the work folder?
More coffee, now, please.
Oh, you were joking.
Today is not Tarzan Day.
Wish I had some pants.
Tarzan Day? No, no,
today is Absurd Haiku
Day, didn’t you know?
Lately every day
is absurd haiku day here
I’m alright with that.
True on the second one – I meant to type S. Grover Cleveland, as his actual first name was Stephen. However, I pronounce Guiteau’s victim’s name as “Gar-fi-eld” – definitely three syllables. Still, thanks for the compliment!
Mike the Tiger roars,
LSU beats OSU.
Brutus Buckeye mourns.
Must…hurry up…eat
Cereal…getting…soggy
One…bite…before…death
Cluricaun, PopTarts
will not, I promise, kill you,
and they’re quite tasty!
Rock music would suck
If we all had lobster claws
instead of just hands
“Lobster lobster claw,
Lobster lobster lobster claw.”
Looks so strange, like that!
Badger Badger Snake
Mushroom Mushroom Mushroom Snake
Five Thousand XP.
I had a weird dream
Rachel Ray eating sausage
while in my garage.
Pounding, pounding head
It hurts like a mother fuck.
Mountain Dew all gone.
Become a Doper
be profound, kewl and witty
be superior
outside is raining
on sloppy snow, the gutters
clogged, running over
Become a Doper
become quite unproductive
wait, I have to work?!?!?
I thought of this one while in the shower this morning:
“I love little girls”
Sang Mister Patrick Stewart
“They make me feel so…”