Is that truly absurd, or did he really do a cover of that? (Or it could be both 
)
I used to be five
Then later I was seven
And a bit taller
This haiku thread needs
a postmaster general
who likes the yak jizz
Well, Homer Simpson
would probably recommend
you try the crab juice.
I cried one small tear
but it evaporated
long before the ground
Level up my dude
Skills, hit points, feats, prestige class…
I need a new sheet
Playing Orange Box
Shit! Zombines! Need more ammo!
Oh, hello G-Man.
[QUOTE=Havik]
C’mon, yunno ya wanna! Just write anything you want, as long as it follows the basic haiku format. Which is, if I’m not mistaken, a three lined poem broken up into a 5-7-5 syllable format. And, if I am wrong, then CRUD.
Examples:
The moose has two balls,
Not that it matters at all,
For he cannot lick!
Don’t fret little blonde,
A trophy wife you’ll soon make,
Wow, thank you, you say?
(These were submitted and allowed as suitable examples of poetry in my English class. Go figure.) :D[/QUOTE
I just wish that I had the time! I’m too busy writing sonnets that contain ironic references to Theist beliefs from fourth century Greece,GET THIS even before the parallel approach about Mithraism.
I’m so glad that I’m not pretentious!
Good luck.
…
In matters of sex
He that will come in first place
Has really not won.
the universe sux
but you know what sux harder?
there ain’t nowhere else
it’s the only game
we get. play em as they lay
or get outa town
This ol’ Universe
is OK by me, really.
What choice do I have?
new here and don’t know
quite where to start just yet eh
so i just jump in
Jump right in sit right
Down daddy let your mind roll
On wait that’s not right
right is relative
wouldn’t you agree oui oui?
blah blah blah hee hee
Turns out that thirty five
is the most goldfish I can
swallow all at once.
Just thirty-five, eh?
In college, I could swallow
Eight hundred sixty.
Did I mention that
these were ornimental sized
Koi up to a pound?
You’re just not trying
hard enough, friend Cluricaun,
if that’s your limit!
I feel stunning and
entrancing, feel like running
and dancing for joy!
Sisyphian pains
Eternal rock and rolling
Pebbles before swine.
