Marianas Trench
Once, in 1960.
For twenty minutes.
Zombie threads don’t die.
Perhaps it needs a bumping?
Nah.
Regards,
Shodan
Olympians rock?
Nah. They ain’t hep to the jive.
They all mazurka.
I was dancin’ with
Athena the other day,
but her owl squawked.
I do my own dance
looks like I’m being tazered
please don’t mock me bro!
I shan’t mock you, bro,
but I just might post the last
haiku! Um, or not.
I say damn you sir
for reawakening this
this damnable thread beast.
Damn me all you wish,
sir, but then at least refrain
from posting again!
Die you evil thread
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die
Perhaps Boyo Jim wins this thread?
Really though, I made the damn thread and never expected it to last this long. :rolleyes:
I’ve got the rocking
pneumonia and the
urge to do haiku.
Brillig, Slithy Toves
Did Gyre and Gimbal in Wabe
A Jabberwocky
I bought a new bike
I’m joining a biker gang
I hope they like Schwinns
Ancient coins revealed
A Roman profile beheld
Tarnished not with age.
The Haiku Beast stirs!
Test not its terrible wrath
Lest it linger on
Two parts whiskey and
one part sweet vermouth is how
I like Manhattans
This thread cannot die
for haiku is eternal,
my friends, is it not?
This thread must die doon,
I must have sex with the dead,
and the soon to be.
Hello everyone
how have you been since the last
time this thread came up?
Plane on a treadmill
Whither thou goest? Off, up?
Or no place at all?
Same old, same old thing.
Chi-town bound tomorrow if
weather is decent