Goodness gracious me!
This old thing is still going?
Completely amazing!
I just looked down and
The cat looked up at me and said
I can has haiku?
This is the Haiku Police. I’m afraid you’ve got an excess syllable there.
You too, there, buddy.
Thanksgiving now past,
Christmas shopping season starts.
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Dear haiku police,
You’ll never take me alive
Outlaw poetry.
A Threadless fan, I see. I love this one.
The SDMB
Needs a Haiku forum
Just for things like this.
Now you’re a syllable short! What gives? :smack: 
The sad truth really
I never learned how to count
I just make stuff up.
That’s OK, really;
What matters is that you try!
Haiku is big fun.
A pearl, ground to dust
Shimmers like crystalline snow
Drifting onto sweat-drenched skin.
So fine a haiku
can’t be considered absurd.
Makes my nipples hard!
Let’s all celibrate
It is haiku time again
I thought this had died
possum, o’ possum
the wisest and most graceful
of all animals
Bees in the back yard
Some hornets are back there too
Do not piss them off
hot stack of pancakes
some jerk put them on the floor
now they’re all dirty
Damned with faint praise by the Best of the Worst. Yes !!!
Boyo Jim doth praise
My haiku ego is raised
I am so humbled.
We can’t really start
without Elendil’s Heir to
join in the maddness. 
Behold, for I have
Returned to this belov’d thread!
I cannot resist.
This time I promise
to check my syllable count
and try to play nice.
Slushy weather here
Gray, cold and miserable
Need good book, fire.