These days I’m partial to “cuntbooger”. There’s also “son/daughter of a syphilitic whoremonger” when I’m really pissed, but in polite company “malignant sow” works well.
Robin
You bunch of complete and utter Klystra nozzles. How about yeastbenedict, you divacup-sucking pukes?
Oi, Cuntybollocks. Ya dewy fuckflap.
You can always go insulting without swearing. I’ve never had a chance to use it but ‘I’ll shove your arm so far down your throat you’ll wave hello every time you take a dump’ That sort of thing.
That’s more threat than insult though.
Okay, to steal from one of my fics: ‘Whatever simian-reject you’ve got answering the phones should be shipped back to the ooze he crawled out of.’
Or
‘your abilities make a pet rock look impressive’
As far as insult swearing goes, I like;
syphillis-infested cum bubble
son of a motherless goat
one-eyed worm gobbler
shit-cocked ass bandit
meandering miscreant
siamese shitgobbler
diseased dickstain
nattering fucktard
prick cocksucker
monkey fucker
cum guzzler
choad licker
jerkwhistle
assclapper
dicksmack
strumpet
jizzmop
beatoff
douche
fartbag
asshat
whore
twat
cunt
slag
and perhaps the most offensive,
Jim
(for reasons I cannot repeat in a public forum).
If I’m really pissed off at someone, they’re a “Dumbfuck shitstain”
I’m kind of partial to “cock monger.”
“Intangible erection” is another one I invented a while ago but it’s not an insult.
Nasty scumwad.
Cockknocker (or if you prefer, cocknocker).
Shitsquisher (a country person too dumb to kick it, so they just squish it).
Dicksnot.
Fartogenic cuntulating shitcock.
Ass-pants.
Pustule.
Pusbucket.
Choad-smoker.
Hamsterlicker.
I thought *A Clockwork Orange *had some good ones.
I’m partial to “pendejo motherfucker”. Ripped off shamelessly from Aliens and somewhat redundant, but I like that.
Please, sir, may we have some more?
Douchenozzle.
Dicksqueeze.
My favorite as of now: Insufferable Prick!
To go a bit archaic: thrice-damned whoreson!