Crocodile Hunter/Croc Files drinking game!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Take a sip the first time Steve gets bitten. Three sips the second time in the same show. If he gets bitten a third time, chug your drink, and chug for any subsequent bites.

Take a sip every time Steve says one of these words: gorgeous, danger!, Australia, sweetheart, beauty. Three sips if Terri says any of them.

Take a sip every time one of them has an animal crawling on him/her; five sips if it’s Terri looking like she’d rather be anywhere else (e.g. the time all the rats were dropping down on her).

Three sips if their kid wanders onto the scene; five sips if he’s wearing khakis.

Chug if Terri gives the camera that helpless, “He really does have his redeeming qualities” look.

Did I miss any? (Can you tell my kid is hooked on these shows?)

2

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God, I watch this miserable show every time it’s on, although, preversely, I prefer the topic to be almost any other animal except crocodiles.

Pretty good game, except they’d have to cart you off to the hospital almost every episode. I can only think of one thing to add, offhand:

  1. Take a sip whenever Steve makes some strange sexualized comment about an animal (“This wombat sheila has a cute bottom, kind of like Terri’s” “Crocodiles are passionate lovers”)
3

2 sips everytime Terri cracks a dumb joke.

4

Ok, but their kid is a girl.

How about a chug when Steve thinks a female animal is in love with him?

5

Take a sip every time Steve say, “Crikey!”

Take three sips every time Steve tells the viewing audience to never do what he is about to do.

Take a sip every time the camera gets shoved right in the face of an animal, causing it to snap.

Chug when Steve gets Terri nearly maimed or killed.

6

Three sips every time Steve says, “Ain’t she a beauty?”

Three sips every time Steve says, “Look at this one’s beautiful coloring.”

Chug your beer every time Steve jumps on a croc and ties its legs behind its back.

Two sips anytime anyone mentions how crocs or gators will drag you down under the water to kill you.

One sip for every time a croc or gator does a 360. When they get caught in a noose, they roll over several times, so watch out.

7

My own personal Crocodile Hunter Drinking Game consists of this … drinking myself into a stupor as I lament the fact that I don’t have cable.
I saw his special on the network, and Crikey! I loved that show! I may have to gird up my loins and take one for the team. Maybe I’ll quit smoking so I can afford cable.
BTW - his Fed-Ex commercial is hilarious - “Ah, Crikey. It appears we’ve used a different currier. No worries, becau- {drops dead}.” Good gracious, what a chuckle.

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Ooh, I just thought of one for those of you who actually get to watch the show.

Chug half a beer for every “Death Roll” mentioned.