I can just hear that conversation.
Read John Barnes’ “Upon Their Backs, To Bite 'Em”, in the S.M. Sterling edited anthology “Drakas!”. That’s the premise of the short story.
I want a 24/Alias crossover where the Jacks think the other has kidnapped his daughter.
Jack: Where’s my daughter?! (Shoots Jack in the kneecap)
Other Jack: Where’s my daughter?! (Shoots first Jack in the kneecap)
Then, after they’ve beaten the crap out of each other, they’d team up and defeat all the terrorists in 12 hours.
A Lost and 24 crossover. Within 24 hours, Jack Bauer will kill every Other (and probably half the Oceanic 815 survivors) on the island after torturning the secrets of the DHARMA Initiative out of them, escape to the mainland and blow up the headquarters of the Hanso Foundation.
At on point he will tell Sayid his torture technique reminds him of an Asian massage parlor he once frequented. He will also glare at Hurley until he loses weight.
DHARMA & Greg might be an interesting show.
I really want to see a Chloe Sullivan/Veronica Mars scene. I don’t care which show it’s on.
I can’t beleive you suggested that!
What has a team of careful scientific investigators got to do with a series where the makeup budget is higher than the money spent on plot? :eek:
I’d like to see a Deadwood-Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman crossover.
Dr. Who vs the Borg might be fun.
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Shut yo’ mout’!!
Godzilla vs. The Incredible Hulk is long overdue.
As an opening act, how about King Kong vs. The Fantastic Four?
For that matter, how about a Justice Society Of America/ Invaders crossover?
The Cosby’s move next door to the Bundy’s. Theo dates Kelly. Hijinks ensue.
Mythbusters / Crossing over with John Edward. Someone’s gotta stop him.
Pokemon / ESPN Big Game Hunting.
My money’s on the fire-breathing dragon.
Doctor Who meets Mulder and Scully would definitely be fun.
Cthulhu and the gang vs. Sauron and Company. Winner gets to devour the losers.
Draka vs. Dorsai! Has anyone done that? Even in fanfic?
How about Deadwood and one of those '50s cowboy shows where the sheriff was a white-hatted handsome hero with perfect teeth?
Cherry Poptart and . . . well, it would be fun to pair her with practically anything, wouldn’t it? Cherry could suck the lug nuts off a Dalek! 
Theo couldn’t handle Kelly. She’d turn him out.
On the other hand, freaky-ass Denise dating Kelly is totally worth turning in for.
:: Cos bursts in. :: NooOOooo. What are you two doing with my Pudding Pops! They weren’t designed for THAT.