Crossover stories that really should happen

It’d be fun to see a crossover between two anime series’ that have two mutually incompatible apocalyptic conspiracies. Like Evangelion and…I dunno, Hellsing or something.

Battlestar Galactica reaches Earth, and it’s SG-1 Earth. System Lords of Kobal, anyone ?

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Theo couldn’t handle Kelly. She’d turn him out.

On the other hand, freaky-ass Denise dating Kelly is totally worth turning in for.

:: Cos bursts in. :: NooOOooo. What are you two doing with my Pudding Pops! They weren’t designed for THAT.
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But think of the Jello wrestling!

Swamp Thing and co. vs Cthulhu. An epic battle for the ages!

Barney Miller and Night Court: Law and Order, sitcom style.