I had the same thought.
Then I had the opposite thought. It’s perfect camouflage; what person would think a celeb would put their name on their car? But if I know that you know that I know that you know … Arrgh! 
Seriously, I’m confident it’s not him.
Saw an ancient but well-preserved 1980s Lincoln Boatmobile driven by an ancient but well-preserved 1940s woman.
Her FL standard background plate said GEEDY⎵UP. You go, girl! And keep goin’!
Funny how you can go a few days without seeing any then in a day you see 4 or 5 despite driving about the same amount in the same area.
Saw a Tesla Model 3 with a FL standard background plate that read TORIS. Might be a last name, might be an astrological sign, or it might mean “Tori’s” and the owner’s name or nickname is Tori. That’s a pretty standard short form for Victoria.
Later saw a generic SUV with a FL standard background plate that read LOSKIII. Looks kinda like “Low skill”, but unless LOSKILL was already taken they could have used ells, not eyes on the end. Otherwise I got no ideas.
I started driving in the 1970s during the oil crisis.
Love the -NOPEC plates!
And then I saw MYBE IDK on a Volvo.
TOFFAT5, the spacing made it more obvious that it’s “tee off at 5”.
I also saw MI YOOP on a Michigan plate. I don’t know how well known that is, but a Yooper is someone from Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. My ex-MIL is a yooper and still has family up there, so we’d go up there every few years. The Munising/Marquette/Iron Mountain area is all really nice.
Just saw HEZ RZN. Which didn’t immediately click with me until I picked up on the various Jeebus stickers also on the car. Almost certainly “He is risen”.
Perhaps He could give you driving lessons?
“God is my co-pilot!”
Well, He drives like a man accustomed to donkeys that top out at 5mph unless spooked.
Yesterday I saw a Tesla with a WUTS GAS plate.
I saw the license plate version (that I don’t remember) of “Praise Him” a few hours ago.
Someone in the parking garage at work has JSS SVS which I assumed was just someone’s initials until I noticed the churchy bumper stickers. Jesus saves…
This is Colts/Bears country so seeing GOO PATS is a little unexpected. GO PATS must have already been taken.
Yesterday I saw LOON3Y.
Assumedly LOONEY was already taken.
She’s not just hot, she’s hot2.
Seen at the local horse race track:
RACN1
Makes sense, in context.
I was wondering if she was just really, really eager to become pregnant. The more that toxic overbearing masculinity becomes the order of the day in some factions, the more we will see toxic submissive femininity appear as well. Uggh!
I had a good haul today: 6 plates.
A BMW M3 with a 5-character max plate background with CUTTY. Maybe he likes cheap scotch?
A new Infinity SUV with a standard FL plate background with JMR⎵WTC. Some sort of memorial for somebody killed on 9/11? Otherwise no clue.
A raggedy older windowless white work van with ladders on the roof racks. Sorta had an air of desperation about it. But with the cheerful FL plate ALOHA⎵2U. That’s a man who’s got his mind right in a mellow place.
A Jag F-type convertible with a 5-character max plate background with IMNRG. He lives in my building and he, like his car, is a compact high energy dude. But all his energy is anger and misplaced gratuitous aggression. Suffers from excess RW propaganda I suspect. The car just suffers from Lucas electrics.
A generic late model SUV with a 5-character max plate background with IMGOL. The plate frame was for one of the state university schools of medicine.
Alongside IMGOL was a newish Camaro with a standard FL plate with BEST⎵PA. Not sure if that’s physician’s assistant or father. Or Pennsylvanian. The driver was male, so could been either.
Scored 2 more today:
BMW Mini with TTOUT. “TT out?”. But what’s TT?
Ford F-150 with the FL “save the turtles” license plate background and some other turtle-saving bumper stickers & such. Plate said GOAL⎵MET. Maybe the goal was to save X number of turtles, or he made quota as a salesman and the truck was his reward?
A plural? Like, “tees out.” Maybe the car is owned by a golfer? Or a T-shirt designer?
Shiny new Mercedes with CANNON. Drove like he was shot out of one too…
I did not get a chance to see the driver. Perhaps she’s really proud of her “assets”?
On a Tesla at work: EVOIL