Yes, the man of many names has done it.
May you call him Cyn, Hickie or, well, no one calls him Portnoy.
Now, let’s all break out the beer, recreational drugs and floats. It’s time to polish and kiss the ass of the Jizzmaster.
I’ll start…
Cyn, when I grow, I hope I could have a wit and physique like yours. I say “like” because we all know that no one could fully copy either.
Congratulations your surly bastard!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM… recreational druuuuugs… drool
Oh, yeah, congrats MrC!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… drugs…
— G. Raven
I dream of being like you. 
I’m getting there.
Everytime I think of you, I think of my old sig and smile.
Congratulations, you sexy bitch. 
Congrats Cyn! 3000 - oh so nice - posts, I’m sure.
[sub]you little pussycat[/sub]
::ducks & runs fast & far::
Thanks for making me laugh every day!
[irc] /me jizzes on the master [/irc]
He’ll always be MrC. So, I attribute these 3000 posts to that SN.
Now, I get to hit you 3000 times, plus 1 for good luck…
Mr C you are the finest, most gentle, modest and polite poster on the boards…[sub]well it almost sounds like I meant it[/sub]
Cyni!!!
Wow - 3000; how prolific* you are!
I will not be jizzing on anyone, but I will give you a big hug and a chaste kiss on the cheek (the one on your face).
[sub]*nice way of saying you’ve got a big mouth
Good for you.
Congrats MrHecubus!
<<throws a kiss>>
sniff I love you all!
Don’t touch me!
I love you!
Congrats, MrC
You SUUUURE you don’t want me to touch you?
Congratulations, Mr. C!
Congratulations to…whatever your name is at the moment.
How many names have you had here, anyway? I know of at least three, so that’s an average of 1000 per screen name if I’m aware of them all.
Seriously, kudos to you, Manservant Hecubus. I always look forward to your posts. Even if I didn’t get the “reverse” thread.
I’ll rescind that statement for you, Sue
C, in deference to this occasion, you have to get on the webcam and let us all watch as you drink as many beers as is humanly possible, and then we get to watch the results. As long as you don’t get naked in the process, I bet that’d be hilarious!
Oh, and like, congrats and whatnot.
Damn, my 3000th post was so long ago I wasn’t even keeping track back then.
(Not that I’m bragging, or anything. 
)
Hey, speak for yourself. To me, he will always be Portnoy.
Mainly cuz I can so picture the whole liver thing (oh, sure…he’ll try and convince you he picked the name from Bloom County, but don’t believe him for a second).
Happy 3000, MH. It’s a pleasure reading you. And I’m still laughing that DRY didn’t get the reverse thread :D)
Congratulations, Manservant Hecubus.
Despite the fact that it was one of your Pit rants as Mr. Cynical that kept me from posting in the SDMB for almost six months after registering, let me just say that now you don’t seem so bad.