Da Twelve Days of Christmas

      • south/central LA style:
  • On the twelfth day of Christmas my ho-bitch gave to me:
    • twelve housing projects
    • eleven sirens wailing
    • ten national guardsmen
    • nine pushers dealing
    • eight bums a loafing
    • seven FUBU jackets
    • six bench warrants
    • fiiiiive golden teeth;
    • four forty ouncers
    • three handguns
    • two crack pipes
    • and a whore that did me for free.
  • MC

“I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that. I’m just going to go on as if nothing had happened.” - Groucho Marx