On the twelve day of Christmas SDMB gave to me:

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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*12 Lott lies leaping
11 (Pretend) lesbians dancing
10 Hamsters running
9 (Iraq) war drums drumming
8 Mods banning
7 Seekers searching
6 Trolls are lying

5 Lord of the rings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tickets!!! :smiley:

4 ident those birds
3 French surrenders
2 Immortal turtles?

And a Partridge in the Rerun show!*

An early Merry Christmas everyone!
[sub]And a Happy Chanukah, Kwanzaa and Solstice too!!![/sub]
Let us hear your holiday SDMB cheers!!

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Insert your own “December” joke here.

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Did you mean december? well I think he . .
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… I can not do it, it is close to Christmas time. Merry Christmas to you too december!

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HUMBUG!!

Better to die now and decrease the surplus population.

HUMBUG, I tell you. HUMBUG!!!

(three ghosts showed up in my room last year, but I kicked their asses and told them to keep Christmas in their own hearts, not mine … HUMBUG!)