Not a Red Sox fan so much as a ‘Hate the Yankees’ Orioles fan.
You know, for Boston it could have been much worse. Just image if Boston ended up gettting A-Rod(Mr. #2 in the batting lineup!). He’d still be choking, just on your nickel.
Last night, my 7-month-old woke up crying 30 seconds after the Sox won. I am trying to convince myself that she was upset that she missed the victory, not upset because she’s a Yankees fan! :eek:
AMEN TO THAT!!!
I’m more of a David Ortiz fan than a Sox fan, and more of a Yankee hater than an Ortiz fan. For these reasons, the last two games have been enjoyable. I dare not hope the luck of the Sox will continue, but who knows?
I’m an Ortiz fan 'cause I’m a Twins fan, and he used to be one of ours. I saw him in a spring training game down in Florida, which was his first game as a Sock. I went up to the fence and said “Hey David, wrong uniform!” He looked at me like he might laugh or might beat the shit out of me, then went back to talking to (then Twins) Doug Mientkiewicz and A. J. Pierzynski. David Ortiz might look big on TV, but in person he is a fucking giant. He looks like he could pick up a car and throw it over a house, no problem.
Sox, don’t do that again. Don’t load the bases and then get struck out.
Instead of striking out he grounded into a double play. Feel better?
Okay!
YES! It’s one nothing Bosox.
Fuck the Yankees!
Four-nothing Sox.
Belhorn! Belhorn! Belhorn!
4-0, Beantown!
FUCK the Yankees!
I see Diogenes is starting his “fuck the Yankees” talk again. I know the one he really wants to fuck is Derek Jeter. He’s like, obsessed with the guy. I bet he has some shameful little shrine somewhere, like a 10-year-old girl would.
Me, I’ll fuck my girlfriend and just hope the Yankees lose. 
Nobody needs a fastball in his earflap like Derek Jeter needs a fastball in his earflap.
That’s a rather startling image from a Freudian perspective.
Shit. 4-1.
4-2.
[Charlie Brown]AAAAUUUGGGGHHHHH![/CB]
4-3.
Holy shit!
I’m glad they got the call right. Too bad Yankee fans have no class.
Whoa.