Damn the previous poster with faint praise

I knew a girl named Gigi in high school. She was pretty hot.

If I needed attractive virgins for sacrifice, gigi would certainly be at the top of my list.

sturmhauke and Shai’tan are no more geeky than my friends in high school.

When she entered the “best dressed” contest, the judges unanimously agreed that gigi certainly had a nice pair of socks.

If I needed attractive virgins for sacrifice, **Shai’tan ** would only be half-qualified.

Dr. Rieux, I have utter confidence in your ability to wriggle out of all those pedophilia charges leveled against you.

Those red tights make your package seem larger.

Unlike most females, gigi has no problem growing a nice, full mustache.

“Zhank Heevun for leetle girrlllllssss…” What? Um, oh, yeah, for…you too, gigi, whatever…

The New and Improved Superman, I think it’s so great that you didn’t let your foppish, ineffectual demeanor and noodly girl-arms keep you from choosing a bold, masculine username.

Giraffe, I like how your prehensile tongue just kind of lies there.

gigi searched long and hard for a user name she could remember how to spell.

Thanks! I’m impressed you were able to grow your armpit hair so long. Do you have a special comb for it, or are your talon-like fingernails sufficient?

I won’t say you were long and hard, exactly…

gigi, I’m impressed with the sheer volume of your retorts, and the swiftness with which you can reply to this thread. I guess there are some benefits to have no social life whatsoever after all.

[ :smiley: It’s funny because it’s true. ]

The New and Improved Superman was wearing his briefs outside his tights long before he started caling himself a superhero.

Dr. Rieux is an authority on men in tights.

newcrasher is neither new, nor a crasher, but probably has some redeeming qualities. If you discover them, please let me know.

Elendil’s Heir has many good qualities. For someone from Cleveland.