Kinda like you, really.
I know this wasn’t the “previous post” but it’s too good to pass up. 
Malacandra should be forgiven for not wanting to take on Shai’tan, even though Shai’tan is not actually as scary as he looks.
Sturmhauke, I like the way your potbelly balances out your humpback.
gigi hasn’t murdered anyone that I’ve ever heard of.
Whether or not it’s necessary, Elendil’s Heir changes his/her underwear every Saturday.
Uncommon Sense is coherent more than 1/4 of the time.
gigi can be proud of the fact that her encyclopedic knowledge of adult bladder dysfunction comes from cold hard experience
Hugh Jass can be proud that his encyclopedic knowledge of erectile dysfunction comes from warm soft experience.
HUAC records indicate that gigi is not now, nor has she ever been, a member of the Communist Party.
I can say with reasonable confidence that Elendil’s Heir has never kicked my puppy.
As far as I know, **fachverwirrt ** has never been charged with a hate crime against a Franchman.
Or even a Frenchman. :smack:
Despite occasionally dodgy spelling, Dr. Rieux has never, as far as I know, violated the Prime Directive.
Elendil’s Heir falls down a lot less often than you’d expect for someone with his looks.
A Giraffe doesn’t have too far to go if he ever wants to stick his head up his ass.
Jelymag’s lej isn’t that gamy.
gigi has the best spelling of any person with only a fourth-grade education, bar none.
Despite his name, Giraffe is almost twice as smart as an actual giraffe. Almost.
And Der Trihs is almost as smart as Giraffe. Almost.
The New and Improved Superman has never been picked out of a police lineup. Yet.