Damn the previous poster with faint praise

Good news, sturmhauke! Your tests all came back negative–even the brain scan!

Dr. Rieux, I absolutely would f*** you with someone’s else’s d***.

gigi would, if she were a Mongol, be considered among the most genteel.

Wow, good job burping only three times while typing that!

Wow gigi, have you been shaving regularly? Because you’ve been looking less like a pygmy marmoset than usual lately.

Barking Dog wasn’t even alive when President Lincoln was assassinated. So we can’t blame him/her for that.

Elendil’s Heir is well loved by his many, many cats.

Beadalin can be turned into “A Bad Lien.”

photopat knows which end of the camera should be pointed at the subject.

Sturmhauke puts the “fun” in “functional alcoholic”

Hugh Jass is capable pleasing a woman in ways that would sicken a normal man.

Barking Dog was named in honor of his proud mother.

Dr. Rieux knows Barking Dog’s mother very well.

But not as well as Sturmhauke knows himself. If you know what I mean.

I have it on good authority that **Cicero ** is currently in better shape than his namesake.

Yuma, AZ, eh? No wonder you look so nice and leathery!

Someone once had three good words to say about gigi.

Contrary to popular opinion bigbabysweets2000 does not steal candy from babies.

Swampbear would have made a good Nazi.

Hugh Jass is just like the beloved drunken, abusive, good-for-nothing brother I never had.