Elendil’s Heir is ranked #47 among dopers who’ve had the most positive horoscopes in a row, with a full 11. (Eve is #1 with 3143) His most recent was “Today is a good day to eat french onion soup. Avoid sprouts of all kinds. Lucky numbers 8, 67, 3.2”
Well, I guess I know what my lunch is going to be.
photopat’s enormous Internet kiddy-porn empire will surely draw attention at the highest levels of the U.S. Justice Department.
Look, Elendil’s Heir, I know you obsess about it, but your butt isn’t too small. It just isn’t.
gigi, bless her, is so concerned with helping other Dopers feel good about their butts, she’s completely unaware of how gawdawful her own looks.
Folks, give it up for Elendil’s Heir–the man, the legend, the medical case-study!
Dr. Rieux, you may not know how to pronounce it, but by god it contains an “X.”
photopat thankfully knows it’s not the end result that counts, but the journey to get there.
Most people would be bored having nothing to do; not threnodyangelfire though, he/she is happy as a peach.
What can I say about **bigbabysweets2000 ** that hasn’t already appeared in the Weekly World News?
Dr. Rieux, when people say you’re generally nice to be around, I am the first to leap to your defense.
After this long, gigi at least knows enough to wipe her fingerprints from weapons before she leaves crime scenes.
Four days past… crickets chirping… I win!
Congratulations! As usual, you come in second to last.
=Sigh= And so the thread continues… 
gigi, you have a real talent for robbing others of their petty little triumphs.
Thirteen days past… still more crickets chirping. I win again!
Elendil’s Heir’s childlike delight at “winning” a thread could charitably be described as charming. His insistence on flogging this particular dead horse could not.
fachverwirrt, you’re excellent at coming in second to last!
Damn it!
gigi is less irritating than everyone had warned me she could be. But not by much.
Elendil’s Heir is apparent. In the shower drain at least
According to Pliny almost always spells his own name right.