Date humiliates me by bring budlight lime to a craft beer party!

This reminds me of my very own milk in a bar story. I won the title for the dumbest anecdote in SDMB history with that one. There is no way you are ever going to take that away from me.

That would create ripples in the space-time continuum.

^ ISWYDT :cool:

I think we all should feel a little ashamed about the existence of bud light lime. I am not ashamed about thinking that.

You and Sherry sound like two absolute diamonds, Arrogant Bastard.

She should have brought Pabst, and she should have ridden there on her fixed gear bicycle.

Seems Sherry is genuine. Who else would be comfortable enough to bring bud light to a party.

Am I the only one who thought this was hilarious? I had to Google “chocolate peanut butter beer” because no way is that real. Yes way. GAG.

Thanks for the damn Come On, Eileen earworm. /sarcasm I hate that song. :frowning:

I’ll have to try this.

The other weekend, I saw a really old fat guy in a motorized wheelchair with hair shaved back into a crew cut. He was doing constant wheelies for about 20 minute staright in the park, with his legs spinning around and around and around.
On the back of his wheelchair, if you looked closely enough, was one of this paid to print bumper stickers.
It said:

Rocky’s Rules:
Tap Your Feet & Get A Treat!
No Wall-Holes Required!!!
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I’m sure THAT’s what Sherry would bring…

Isn’t a lesbro a straight guy who befriends lesbians?

Most definitions say so, but I did find this :

From here.

Great. Now can someone help me decipher bonne homie?

I’ve lived in Africa. It’s hot. And the people who live there know it’s hot.

<Well, here I go>

I think it’s French for “friendly lesbian”, admittedly a rare find.

But do African-Americans know that? The OP seems confused and embarrassed about that.

You know what tastes great when it’s real hot (Africa hot)? Bud lite with lime. So good on a hot day.

Craft brewing is in the “if we can fit it in the kettle” phase, and for every interesting and tasty addition to beer, there are 20 so disgusting and bizarre it makes you think about bringing back Prohibition.

But then, Nwinglanders just can’t get enough pumpkin brew. They start stacking it up around August and the last cases aren’t gone til Xmas. *shudder

*And in general, I want to be Elliot Ness, so I can walk into every craft brew house and shout *“Put DOWN the spices and back away slowly!”
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Turnabout is fair play, jimbuff, now MY face is Indian red and I’m ROTFLMAOSTDs. <— let me guess, no one’s used this since 1946.

Why do I still hang out here?

I sincerely wish to thank the OP for introducing me to the concept of “Man bun”.

I didn’t think any self-respecting person could be more ridiculous in their choice of hairstyles than the mullet.
The sight of young men attempting to grow facial hair when they have yet to develop it is pathetic enough.

If you are at least remotely romantically or sexually interested in the male of the species, DO NOT to a Google Image search on “man bun”.

In 1992, I decided to see what my terminal length hair would look like. It is now past my butt and still growing, but slowly.
In all the time I thought of ways to wear it, the idea of a bun never crossed my mind.

You kids and your damned hair! Why can’t you wear a pony tail like everybody else!
Get off my LAWN!