Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

Some excessively salty spaghetti and a too-large pair of mittens

A pre-seasoned ribeye steak and a set of too-short steak knives.

2 Dessert options apple butter on toast or Fanta orange vanilla float

A glass of wine and sympathetic murmurs

Half of a cold fully-loaded pizza and a pet bunny.

An extended visit to the Vermissa Valley and a cover story that will hold up pretty well.

A shipment of ramen and some sunshine after a brief, but heavy, storm.