A new insurance ID card and a can of grapefruit sparkling water.
A surly opera singer who won’t budge from your bedroom and a coin from a country you don’t recognize
A surprising fact about an old high school friend and a head bump from an unknown cat.
A singing policeman and the M-4 motorway.
A basset hound and a large spoon.
A forgotten memory and a set of silver baby utensils.
A pickle and a dog toy
Sauerkraut and a sex toy.
A bowl of kimchi and a boy toy.
A bowl haircut and a wax replica of the Beatle of your choice, circa 1964
A huge coffee mug and a pair of well-worn tap shoes.
A poorly manufactured wig and a tacky ashtray
An empty wine flask and an invitation to dinner with Vera Wang.
Some badly-applied bronzer and a long red necktie.
A box of AAA batteries and a set of ill-fitting dentures.
A grubby bottle of stain remover and a book of corny jokes
A very old tortoise and a Rockem Sockem Robots game.
A bloody word written on the wall and an expatriate Mormon.
An unemployed performance artist and a chipped mug
A German shepherd and a German Shepherd.