A perfect cup of iced coffee and a day off.
An inhaler and a misdirected summons to appear in traffic court
A sore mouth and a very funny husband.
Cake crumbs and a library card.
A broken alarm clock and a movie extra.
A cheese tray and a book of sudoku puzzles
A happy face emoticon and some poison sumac.
Clean socks and a subscription to Scientific American
An angry Syrian and a loving Iranian.
An indoor flying lesson and an 'oop.
A treasure map and a signed portrait of the Pope.
A pet fly and an unusual carpet
A cold carnival treat and a pair of red suspenders.
A fistful of cash and a wild story to tell.
A crossword puzzle rebus and and old ticket to “All That Jazz”.
A hundredweight of dung and membership in the Book of the Month Club.
A female televangelist and a pile of thank-you notes.
A sturdy table and a slightly stale jar of curry powder
A can of mini ravioli and some dixieland jazz.
A dead parrot and a pointless trip on British Rail.