Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

An easy Monday crossword puzzle and a TV father.

A cross father and a TV dinner

An oversized scarecrow and a string theorist.

A partially eaten muffin and an insincere apology.

A plethora of keto diet ads and a shaggy cat story.

A Tudor disguise and a beautiful garden

An Elizabethan tragedy and a WAY overgrown garden.

beautiful dinner partner and an intelligent and interesting conversationalist.

A three-headed turtle and a bowl of mock turtle soup.

A six-pack of underwear in your favorite color and a candy bar.

Some biotin supplements and some Iranian currency.

A presidential debate and a hot shower.

A hot debate and a presidential shower.

A Russian blackmailer and an inconsiderate barber

A 20-year Doper and a piece of cake.

A hacksaw and a manual on prison break-outs

A favorite piano concerto and some music that sounds like cats being tortured.

Some awkward teenagers and a Chinese interloper.

A fully-loaded pizza and an old car that still runs.

Sour cream and a pregnant flea