An easy Monday crossword puzzle and a TV father.
A cross father and a TV dinner
An oversized scarecrow and a string theorist.
A partially eaten muffin and an insincere apology.
A plethora of keto diet ads and a shaggy cat story.
A Tudor disguise and a beautiful garden
An Elizabethan tragedy and a WAY overgrown garden.
beautiful dinner partner and an intelligent and interesting conversationalist.
A three-headed turtle and a bowl of mock turtle soup.
A six-pack of underwear in your favorite color and a candy bar.
Some biotin supplements and some Iranian currency.
A presidential debate and a hot shower.
A hot debate and a presidential shower.
A Russian blackmailer and an inconsiderate barber
A 20-year Doper and a piece of cake.
A hacksaw and a manual on prison break-outs
A favorite piano concerto and some music that sounds like cats being tortured.
Some awkward teenagers and a Chinese interloper.
A fully-loaded pizza and an old car that still runs.
Sour cream and a pregnant flea