A Spaghetti Monster t-shirt and a caress from a noodly appendage
An absentee ballot application and 4 egg rolls
A Grease stain for prez and a write in candidate
A glorious pile of leaves to jump in and a rake.
Three tubes of Pringles and a drive-by shooting.
A slasher film and your own bag of wine
a hangover and a subscription to Netflix
A spare keyboard and an empty water bottle.
A giant wooden rabbit and a flying cow.
A giant chartreuse stuffed rabbit and the web of a giant spider.
a candle that smells wonderful and hair loss
A rickety bicycle and a crush-proof lunch.
A crush-proof bicycle and a rickety lunch.
Mixed signals and a damp spongecake
A dry houseplant and a leaking watering can.
A solicitation from Publishers’ Clearinghouse and a manic gas station attendant
A bar of tea tree oil soap and a pot of shrimp soup.
A paper cut and a surprisingly active turtle
A kitty on her 14th birthday and a new coffee carafe.
a disturbing display of co-dependency and a frantic marriage proposal