Entry by wires into a downscale restaurant and a variety of Spam dishes.
A Spam factory tour and a pair of ice skates
Too much spam in my mailbox and a new office chair that STILL hasn’t been sent.
Noisy Vikings and a harried waitress.
A set of miniature action heroes carved out of cabbage and a bad painting
A half-eaten jar of pickled herring and a chess set carved from extra-firm tofu.
A hundredweight of dung and a not-quite-dead-yet Native American
A martini and a pooper scooper
A home A1c test and a full bath tub.
A misshapen M&M and a life-size wax sculpture of Rose Mary Woods
A VRBO and a LEO
Someone who mistakenly believes that VRBO = Viscerally Repellant Body Odor, and a vending machine
A bottle of nail hardener with green tea and a blue multivitamin.
A LION TAMER hat and a career-counseling session.
A weak excuse and a jar of olives
A noisy computer fan and a map of the Anacostia River.
A nudge and a wink-wink
A sword dancer and a Juno Probe.
A pint of ale and an importunate stranger in the pub
Aaaarrrrrhhh, a bilge-sucking scurvy dog and three sheets to the wind.