A sharp knife and a bucket of guts
An injured anonymous cat and a good samaritan.
A Spitfire and some incomprehensible RAF banter.
A Japanese maple tree and a happy ending.
An expired packet of yeast and a dog-eared paperback mystery novel.
A tall glass of lemonade and a large raw chicken.
A pineapple pepperoni jalapeño pizza and a 51k IPA
A feline head-bump and a fish-oil capsule.
A ridiculously lush basil plant and a light switch.
A Medicare manual and a landscaping bill.
A cigar and a spittoon.
A gangster’s summons and a conversation pit.
A slow Sunday sunrise and a pot of chicken broth.
An obscure German composer and an impromptu burial.
A Ritz cracker and a blare of trumpets.
A shoebox full of designer sunglasses and a jar of potpourri
A pot of bacon/pierogi/veggie soup and a hanging houseplant.
A Persian rug and a cat trying to barf up a hairball on it
A really nice day and lots of work to do.
laundry detergent and a mime to follow you around everywhere